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Brandon 2

Bridgeport, West Virginia, UNITED STATES


Joined July 9th 2009

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Roses are Black.

September 30th 2009 23:47
Roses are black,
Violets are grey.
You're absurdly stupid,
and so are they.
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August 23rd 2009 00:05

Follow Me On Twitter @brandonrofl


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Best Fake Punt Ever

August 12th 2009 21:04
This video isn't exactly 'funny', but it is a pretty sweet fake punt. I mean, it fooled me and I was watching it on video. Kudos to the punter for running it all the way for a touchdown, but too bad they gave it away in a pre-season game.


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Students Catch Drunk Teacher In Class Dancing

August 12th 2009 19:39
drunk teacher


One word: WEIRD


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The Dumbest Price is Right Contestant Ever

August 11th 2009 02:05
the price is right


I'm speechless. Who let this guy on the Price is Right? He's so dumb


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Funny Videos' Collection of Prank Calls

August 10th 2009 19:55
I am about to present before you the greatest collection of prank calls to ever be heard or seen on the face of the internet. Not only will these prank calls be entirely hilarious, but they will also inspire you to prank call an undeserving victim of your own. Let's get started.

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If I Were A Girl (Beyonce Parody)

August 9th 2009 17:28
if i were a girl


This is a hilarious song parody of If I Were A Boy by Beyonce


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Comment by Brandon 2
on Introduction

October 14th 2009 19:37


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Dances, if you knew anything about poetry, especially if you were an English professor, you'd know that poetry is subjective and means different things from the author's point of view and the reader's point of view.

What you should be asking yourself is what it means to you, not what it means to me.

You're focusing on trying to make my poetry look bad just because I TOOK OVER YOUR INACTIVE BLOG. I don't know why you're still lurking here. You are wrong, and, like I said, you won't write another poem for this blog.

Since you decided not to comment further on your status as an English professor, I'm assuming I was right in guessing that you made everything up.

There's no significant difference between 'problem' and 'mistake'.

I'm feeling generous, so I'm gonna give share a quote with you.

“Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.” -Bertolt Brecht

I'm sure you've heard of him since you're so fluent in the field of poetry.

Have a wonderful day.

Comment by Brandon 2
on Introduction

October 13th 2009 11:46


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It's kind of ironic that the last post on your blog 'Inspiration' talks about how no one has integrity. You're a hypocrite. You have no integrity. You are a writer that can't be trusted. If, in fact, you are an English professor, I feel sorry for your students. They are paying to go to college so some nobody can teach them all wrong. I can't even begin to tell you how sorry I feel for you as well. Your sense of right and wrong is clearly askew. I just hope you can deal with the fact that a 17 year old is more intelligent than you. Not many can. I think that's why you had to make up the story about being an English professor.

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October 13th 2009 11:19


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Dances, you're not an English professor. You make plenty of grammar and spelling mistakes where I make maybe one once in a blue moon. If you'd like to point out one problem in my poetry, I'd be enthralled as well.

Your opinion doesn't matter to me because for all I know, you're a 40 year old low-life without a job. You're previous statements would uphold that.

To be criticizing a 17 year old's CREATIVE POETRY is ignorant and makes you seem jealous and stupid.

Now get off of my blog, because you'll never have it back if I have anything to do with it.

I might be young, but I'm not gullible, and I'm not dumb. Anyone that criticizes poetry that someone writes purely out of enjoyment and expression is a CRITIC and a LOSER.

P.S. Justicia is right, you're a bully, and my poetry is copyrighted, so you are using it illegally.

Comment by Brandon 2
on Introduction

October 1st 2009 10:49


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I can read perfectly fine.

I just have a hard time understanding why you were so rude.

I murdered your blog?
I would've let you have it back if you showed an ounce of kindness. Now you're going to have to wait a long time.

Comment by Brandon 2
on Introduction

September 30th 2009 23:48


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What was that, Dances?

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on I Just Don't Get The Whole Gap Year Argument

August 11th 2009 23:38


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You'd be out of your mind to say that you would like to work at McDonald's rather than somewhere that pays better. I never implied that "a job no matter what - is below anyone."

Well, it is summer so I have nothing better to do. Pity to think that a writer no matter what - is below anyone.

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on I Just Don't Get The Whole Gap Year Argument

August 11th 2009 23:12


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Brandon - nice try . . .

Well if you're going to be like that, nice try on spelling 'argument' in the title.

I was just trying to add to to the discussion, but I realize I shouldn't have even wasted my time.

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on I Just Don't Get The Whole Gap Year Argument

August 11th 2009 19:13


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I think the gap year is a good idea. I'm going to start my senior year of high school soon and I can argue that high school is a lot tougher now than it was 50 years ago. Standards have increased, expectations are higher, and the economy is in a downward spiral. (I'm talking from an American standpoint). We sit and listen to people talking about how even if we go to college, we'll have a hard time trying to find a well paying job, or a job at all. People with college degrees are now being forced to work at McDonald's because no one else is hiring. It's a lot of stress to be a teenager in this era, whether we have to walk 10 miles to school or not.

In high school, teenagers are forced to decide on one career path, and the path they originally chose is usually not the best one for them or the one they actually pursue in college. The gap year gives people time to decide what they'd actually like to do for the rest of their life. It's the biggest decision of a teenagers life, and I think one year to decide your fate is not too much to ask.

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on Site Flipping For Writers

August 10th 2009 16:55


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Nice post. Very helpful for anyone that would be willing to try this. It sounds like a good idea as long as people would want to buy the sites for that much money.

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on Net addict son 'beaten to death' at camp

August 5th 2009 03:08


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LOL. Another excellent and confusing array of news stories that combine to make one hilarious story that makes absolutely no sense but is funny anyway.