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BOOBS – THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

February 17th 2009 02:21
Boobs come in all shapes and sizes….


some are good boobs:




also good boobs:


More good boobs:



And…. even more good boobs:



However, not all boobs are good…..



…..Man-boobs are not-so-good boobs:



But if you think these are bad…..









….Check out this next boob:







This big boob did such a good job of F@%king up the country, that we were all just so desperate to be rid of him and everything he stood for….

…. That we leapt like starving babies to a wet-nurse,


and now……




……..We are stuck with this great big tit!





And so the round-about cycle of Labor and Liberal continues… labor will put us into debt - yes I know, global financial crisis and all that, but that won’t stop the Liberals using it as ammunition in the next election campaign..

Then along will come the liberals, raising taxes and selling off anything we may still own – must get that surplus back up!

And who suffers while these children play their petty games (yes children, have you ever watched them bickering and insulting each other in parliament)?

We do! The people of Australia.

When will we wake up and take a chance on an independent – could it really be any worse?

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Comment by Teresa Ralton

February 17th 2009 02:55
Very funny post, Rachel. Very clever and oh so true. But there's always Julia.

Comment by Cheryl J

February 17th 2009 03:04
Very clever! I agree, watcging parliament in session is like watching kindergarten children squabbling... actually that's an insult to the behaviour of 5 year olds!

Comment by Movie Mall

February 17th 2009 03:11
That's hilarious ...
And as Bruce McAvaney would say, Clevaaar!!!

Comment by Rachel H

February 17th 2009 03:36
Thanks guys, I just long for the day when humans evolve to govern themselves and "Rulers" become obsolete. Here's to dreaming.

Comment by Movie Mall

February 17th 2009 03:46
I've always thought boobs were my ruler.

Comment by Rachel H

February 17th 2009 04:10
Ah movie mall... the simplicity of a mans mind....?! lol

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

February 17th 2009 06:58
Hey Rach

Can't wait for the 'bums' series.

Cheers

Comment by Lilla

February 17th 2009 08:40
hahahaha well said Rachel, funny how the truth is always funny?

*lol* at MNG's comment

Comment by Rachel H

February 18th 2009 01:48
Mr nice guy - Bum's eh?... I'd be spoilt for choice picking arses from our government!! hehe!

Lilla - glad to make you laugh... I chuckled all the while I was writing it!

Comment by Cibbuano

February 18th 2009 02:27
you've got to change the first image or put another one ahead of it... the thumbnail pic in the popular posts is distracting me from getting any work done!

Comment by Kleonaptra

February 18th 2009 02:37
Knee slappin funny! Adored it!

Comment by Rachel H

February 18th 2009 03:15
Cibbuano, lol, they're Salma Hayek's, pretty spectacular, sorry for the distraction.


Kleonaptra, thanks. I cracked myself up too!!!

Comment by Janet Collins

February 18th 2009 09:27
Very clever Rachel. And I will look forward to the "bums" post too.

About the Rulers....you just never know where technology is going to take us....look at all of us now...we all self-publish.

Comment by Movie Mall

February 18th 2009 09:36
I think this post has been brilliantly done.
It sucked people in - even the girls - delivered a couple of great, really witty punchlines and finally a really important message ...
Well done Rachel H.
And good on those for actually taking the time to read it.

Comment by Rachel H

February 18th 2009 23:23
thanks Janet, glad you enjoyed it.

So true about technology - with ideas like the Venus Project, who knows where the future could take us.



Thank you movie mall, your continued support is greatly valued.

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