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After the beer summit on Thursday between professor Gates and Officer Crowley, which all three men agreed went successfully, today the President celebrates the success with even more beer. An unidentified man at the shindig was seen doing the electric slide though no music was even playing. There are rumors that MSNBC anchors are crying right now because they were not invited, while Fox News anchors are suggesting Obama is trying to poison the entire world with a new apocalyptic beer. Sean Hannity plans to blow his brains out.
We all wonder 'wouldn't it be funny if....?' Well the thing is most of those imaginative scenarios we joke about could quite possibly happen. We will take everyday stories, events, small and large, give it a hypothetical, humorous slant, and provide a good chuckle.
Many have pondered the outcome of a duel between the Dark Knight and the WWII veteran superhero Captain America. Both superheroes are masters in the martial arts, though Captain America arguably is much better at hand to hand combat. After all he was a WWII hero who took down many of our country's most hated enemies. Bat-Man, of course, coupled with his high martial arts abilities, is highly intelligent, very strategic, and immensely witty to say the least. Plus who can forget all the cool gadgets. Captain America's shield can block many a weapon, which is a cool gadget in its own right. It is also important to note that the Dark Knight was able to defeat Superman TWICE after he went all psychotic back in the 60's. Anyone who is able to beat Superman is going to be tough for anyone to defeat, including someone with the experience and wisdom of a Captain America.
So who wins? We give Captain America more points for martial arts, one more point to be exact, since the Dark Knight also is a masterful martial artist. But when we add in the Dark Knight's deception, wittiness, cunning, his past defeats (the psychotic Joker, Scarecrow), and his many gadgets, the win will go to the Dark Knight. However, the fight will go 10 rounds easy, as Captain America is no quitter, he is a soldier and an American hero after all. It will be a long fight, but the Dark Knight will take it. If he has destroyed Super-Man in the past, you really think Captain America is going to stand in his way? Now Dark Phoenix? He may want to run from her...........
All of us who appreciate comic books or superheroism in any type of platform, at one point or another have wondered or in many cases even debated with others who would win in a hypothetical fight between our favorite comic book heroes. This blog is dedicated to exactly that. You will read many scenarios that I’ve thought about and I’m sure you have as well. I will provide my analysis of such battles and of course these are just opinions but I love feedback, so please feel free to provide your own rebuttal, etc. I hope you enjoy!
The Justice League vs. The Avengers
September 12th 2008 01:06
Actually DID suport Bridge to Nowhere, does not have ANY role in operations of Alaskan National Guard, cut funding for single teen mothers, supported Ted Stevens, in legal trouble over sports complex project when mayor of Wasilla. Reformer? She wishes.
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September 12th 2008 01:04
Wake up America! Do not be fooled again by the Fear Party!
Americans it seems like are becoming dumber and dumber by the day in this media driven, gossip laden world we now live in. We want to have a President who is just as dumb as the rest of the country it seems. Not too long ago, John McCain, said the number one criteria for the vice president is that he/she can step into the Oval Office at a moment's notice. Great, we can all agree to that, so then why did he pick a Governor from Alaska who has only 18 months experience, heard about the Iraqi surge through the TV, and has never left the country?! He has lambasted Obama for having no experience, even though he is part of the Foreign Relations Committee, spoke out against the Iraqi war jeopardizing his entire political career, has met all the major allies's leaders, and knows that Fannie and Freddy is not payed for by the taxpayers. Palin just yesterday showed how inept she is on the economy by forcefully saying that Freddie and Fannie Mac have been too hard for taxpayers, though it is public knowledge that the company has never been payed for by a single penny of taxpayer money
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We see it every single time we need to elect a President. The Republicans will use mind games and head tricks to get the votes of the people who are just too stupid to understand they are voting against their best interests. Why else do the highly educated support Barack Obama, the only candidate who actually is knowledgeable on anything pertaining to everyday Americans? It is simply stunning that poor people would ever vote for a Republican when their votes do not translate into anything that would help them. The strategy is simple, get the focus off the important issues and make people vote on stupid things like gay marriage or guns or church. The approach to these frivolous things would not change anyway, regardless of which party is in offics, but the Republicans like to frame it as if a Democrat will all of sudden take away people's guns or force gay kissing or burn down churches.
The fact is that any and all people who are at the bottom of the economic hierarchy should ALWAYS vote democratic if they want more healthcare, more jobs available, better education, etc. However, since they are too stupid to understand this, the Republicans take advantage of their situation through mind control to make them vote AGAINST their best interests. The ONLY people that the Republicans truly care for are the top 1% wealthiest people in the U.S. Otherwise it makes no sense
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John McCain has given a brand new meaning to POW and it is Puppet of W. Get it? Of course you do because you aren't an idiot, unless of course you happen to be a right winger. In the hopeful case that some of you are, let me break it down for you, the W stands for the middle initial of our current douche-bag-in-charge. Oh I am sorry, where are my manners, I meant the current commander-in-chief's middle initial. And guess who the Neo-Cons, I mean Republicans have elected this year as their nominee, another idiot! Now make no mistake about it, Mr. McCain used to be a rebel to the cause 8 years ago and actually got most of his facts straight, lashed out against stupidity which we all now know simply as 'Bush', and even disliked the self-proclaimed Decider. However after losing to the devil, he has actually embraced him, fell at his feet, and maybe even made late night surges to the White House on his white horse as the Maverick
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According to John F. Kennedy, he has “an organizational gift I have rarely if ever seen surpassed." The great leader whom the late president was referring was his own brother, the late Robert F. Kennedy.
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