Blames Britany for Bieber
September 2nd 2010 04:35
I haven't actually had a rant in a long time and therefore am full of ranting goodness oozing out and spilling over to engulf you.
As the title suggests I'm joining the "Man, Justin Bieber is so annoying but instead of ignoring his existence, I'm going to constantly talk about how annoying and how talentless he is" bandwagon and bagging him out or paying him out at much as humanly possible. But unlike the mere simple complaints and musings that people have put forward in this “thrilling debate” I wish to take another perspective. Yeah sure we can blame the obnoxious little twat for his existence but I feel that's a little uncalled for. I mean in a sense we should really blame his parents for actually decided to have him in the first place. But some might called that stretching it a little because in reality Bieber could actually been a useful, functioning and contributing member of a society like a janitor or a doctor, even a male escort would have been a better occupation. But instead he decided to go into the music business and make cringe worthy songs. BUT let's put this into perspective here, does 12 year old (or however old Bieber is) smart enough or even think hard enough to impose such suffering to the mass and claim world domination? I think not, I remember when I was 12 (although vaguely) I wanted to have a part in the Harry Potter movies, as you might have notice that never really came about but if I was lucky enough to be approached by some guy was told the along the lines of this, "Hey Samira, would you like to become uber rich (and buy all the clothes in the world), and super popular and have adoring, screaming fans kiss your hands in worship?" I wouldn't say no. So with that in mind the real blame should be aimed these faceless men with their selfish desire to afflict pain on us mere mortals. Like you, I have no idea who these faceless men are and that's probably why they are face-less men but whoever they are, they should be ridiculed and ostracized for the creation of the thing that is known as the Bieber.
Furthermore when I was younger the most of the screaming was directed to
another equally annoying pop sensation named Britany Spears. Last time I heard she went batshit crazy, had a bunch of kids and is allergic to underwear. But prior this "meltdown" she was the one singing about ridiculously grown-up things that she could not have possible have felt or experience but with the backdrop of a catch tone and the clean cut image that was portrayed we all loved her. I for one wanted to be her but then again I was six and a girl and no idea was what she was talking about. Brittany and Bieber are not alone in this pit of worryingly talentless bunch with "natural" good looks, there was Bieber's namesake Justin Timberlake (although he has won me over), Miley Cyrus, Xtina, others that have devoid my memory at the moment.
Hence in drawing my argument to somewhat of a close, I can really state yes, we can blame Bieber for reducing the integrity of the music business and possibly forgoing the very little credibility left for pop music as whole, he is a really a pawn and without a doubt a product of society. And with that really un-assuring note, I shall end this rant here.
Furthermore when I was younger the most of the screaming was directed to
Hence in drawing my argument to somewhat of a close, I can really state yes, we can blame Bieber for reducing the integrity of the music business and possibly forgoing the very little credibility left for pop music as whole, he is a really a pawn and without a doubt a product of society. And with that really un-assuring note, I shall end this rant here.
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