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Bizarre SUICIDE ATTEMPT

February 21st 2009 12:44
Normandy, France - Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely, but cut through the hanging rope instead. Freed of the threat of hanging, Mr. LeFevrier plunged into the sea. The sudden plunge into the freezing waters extinguished the flames and apparently made him vomit the poison as well. He was dragged out of the water by witnesses on the beach below the cliff and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

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Comment by Dianna G

February 22nd 2009 07:20
Jimmy,

This was just funny in a very ironic way.

~Dianna

Comment by jimmy

February 22nd 2009 07:48
Hi Dianna,

It would seem if he had not "left nothing to chance" he would have died a lot quicker.

Comment by Dianna G

February 22nd 2009 07:51

Comment by Damo

May 2nd 2009 02:52
Great story.
Made me laugh

Comment by jimmy

May 2nd 2009 03:49
Hi Damo
This story has been discredited apparently but does that really matter?

Comment by jimmy

May 3rd 2009 01:42
Yes, Moonglow, a nice swim in the waters off that wild Normandy coast would surely have invigorated his life force.

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