best imitation of myself
June 13th 2008 06:53
Hi people, im going to teach you all how to be like me. Why, I don't know, I just have a song stuck in my head and time to kill.
When you walk, you need to walk with your shoulders hunched slightly forward and your right arm sorta drags behing you, your left arm has normal movement.
When you talk at work bring up obscure topics and facts to talk about, you only read it on wikipedia 5 minute previously, but they don't know that.
Always have a big dopey looking grin on your face, either because your actually happy, telling yourself jokes you made up or so angry you are plotting revenge in your head.
It is also worth noting even though you believe people not to care about the minor things happening in your life, talk to them as though they do!
When at a pub or club, have a heap of bets, more trifectas than first fours, but never gamble more than $1 at once. Also drink beer, tooheys is choice.
If your hair isn't done, put a hat on, and never wear shorts in public, although I have big calf muscles we don't have the legs for it.
Watch every sport you can on weekends and have a team in every league!
Also you will need to form an opinion on any topic that comes up. You should try watching the 7.30 report and 60 minutes for topics and information you don't know about, which is a lot!
When you walk, you need to walk with your shoulders hunched slightly forward and your right arm sorta drags behing you, your left arm has normal movement.
When you talk at work bring up obscure topics and facts to talk about, you only read it on wikipedia 5 minute previously, but they don't know that.
Always have a big dopey looking grin on your face, either because your actually happy, telling yourself jokes you made up or so angry you are plotting revenge in your head.
It is also worth noting even though you believe people not to care about the minor things happening in your life, talk to them as though they do!
When at a pub or club, have a heap of bets, more trifectas than first fours, but never gamble more than $1 at once. Also drink beer, tooheys is choice.
If your hair isn't done, put a hat on, and never wear shorts in public, although I have big calf muscles we don't have the legs for it.
Watch every sport you can on weekends and have a team in every league!
Also you will need to form an opinion on any topic that comes up. You should try watching the 7.30 report and 60 minutes for topics and information you don't know about, which is a lot!
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