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GINGER MINGER

May 19th 2009 14:24
MEN WITH RED HAIR ( NO OFFENCE TO ANY GINGERS OUT THERE ) ARE THEY A TURN ON OR ARE THEY A TURN OFF... WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE SEE A RED HAIRED KID ESPECIALLY A BOY WE LOOK AT HIM AND SAY AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW HES LOVELY. THE AAAWWW BIT IS SOMETHING OF A SYMPATHY STATEMENT ,OR DO WE THINK THEY ARE MEGGA CUTIES?

WHEN THEY GROW TO BE FINE YOUNG MEN, WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO THIS TYPE OF COLOURING? I KNOW MOST WILL SAY HEY ITS THE PERSONALITY THAT COUNTS, BUT COME ON , DO YOU RELLY WANT TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH A LILLY WHITE BODY AND GINGER DOWN STAIRS. FOR ME I RECKON IT WOULD TURN ME RIGHT OFF. ALSO DO YOU THINK THEY SMELL OFF CARROTTS? DOES HE HAVE BUNNY Y FRONTS, AND WORST STILL BIG HAIRY GINGER ARMPIT HAIR. EEEWWWWWWWWWW.


ON A GIRL IT IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERANT , NOW THAT I LIVE IN IRELAND EVERY SECOND PERSON HAS RED HAIR AND GREEN EYES AND FAIR SKIN, THEY ARE KNOWN AS IRISH COLLEENS. ONE OF MY BEZZIE MATES HAS GINGER HAIR SHE COLOURS IT WHITE BLONDE AND SHAVES OFF ALL HER PUSSY HAIR, HER EXCUSE IS ITS UNHYGENIC, SHE HAS A POINT, BUT I WONDER IF ITS BECAUSE SHE HATES THE COLOUR, I MUST ASK HER SHE WOULD PROBABLY SAY BOTH.

AS FOR MARRYING AND STARTING A FAMILY WITH GINGER BALLS ID BE FEARED TO DEATH OF A CARROTT TOP OF A KID, I KNOW IM MEAN SHUT UP ITS ONLY A BLOG (IM TALKING TO MYSELF NOW) THE NAME CALLING IS UNACCEPTABLE, BUT LETS BE TRUTHFULL ID RATHER HAVE A DARK HAIRED GEZZER ANYDAY, NOT HAD MANY BLONDES, I SUPPOSE THEY MIGHT SMELL OF WHITE CHOCOLATE.SAYING THAT I LIKE DARK MEN NOW I MEAN THEY DONT WANNA BE LIKE A GORRILA WITH BACK ,CRACK, AND SACK HAIR ALL OVER THE SHOP, THEY GET STUCK IN THE TEETH, AND MAKE YOU GAGG FOR DAYS.

I WILL GIVE RED HAIRED MEN SOME CREDIT THEYCAN BE QUITE FUNNY CHARACTERS. I HAVE GOT SOME AQUIANTENCES WHICH ID MADE OVER THE YEARS WITH RED HAIR AND THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY LADS. BUT STARING INTO GINGER EYESLASHES IN A MORNING WITH CARROTT BREATH,,,,WELL THEY WOULD WANT TO BE FUNNY.


WHATS YOUR PREFERANCE? PLEASE DONT SLATE ME OR ILL CAST DOWN A CARROTT KID FOR YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE SEEE YA CATCH YA ON D HOP.
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liddle ole wine drinker me

May 18th 2009 11:22
LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER ME IS AN UNDERSTATMENT. I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL YOU WINO S OUT THERE BUT IV COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF GARGLE TURNS YOU INTO A FRIGGIN LOOP THE LOOPER.

RECENTLY IV BEEN HEADING DOWN TO THE LOCAL BAR IN A SLEEPY IRISH TOWN ONLY YARDS FROM THE HOUSE. NOW , NOT THAT THE IRISH ARE ANY KIND OF SAINTS ALONG WITH THE RUSSIANS AND POLES, WE ARE UP THERE WITH THE BEST. BUT BEHAVING LIKE A DRUNKEN TEENAGER AT THE UNDER 18 S IS WHERE IM AT AT THE MOMENT.

PICTURE SCENE, I ARRIVE AT THE PUB WITH HUBBY AND CHILD IN TOW TO MEET THE WAGS, OF COURSE IM A WAG NOW THE OTHER ARF IS ON THE OLD BOYS SUNDAY GERIATRICS LETS RUN THE BEER OFF FOOTBALL TEAM.ITS AROUND 5 ISH AND IM GAGGING FOR AN OLD PAULITA, THIS IS THE WINE SERVED THERE GOD KNOWS WHY I DRINK IT AS IT DOESNT AGREE. ANYWAY, AFTER SUPPING A FULL BOTTLE ( 5 GLASSES) SOMEONE HAPPENED TO MENTION THE LOCAL BUTCHER AND HIS WIFE WERE HAVING A JOINT DO AT ANOTHER GAFF DOWN THE ROAD. NOT THAT I KNOW THEM BUT RATHER THEY KNOW ME NOW.

SO I PALMED THE HUBBY OFF AND DROVE YES DROVE TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WHO LUCKILY FOR ME WAS SAT IN AFTER DRINKING HERSELF A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE AND HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA YES SAME PAGE AS ME YIPPEE. SO I KNOCKED ON AND SAID FANCY A PARTY? GIVE ME FIVE MINS she said OFF WE DROVE YES I KNOW BAD,
TO THE DO WALKED IN AS BRASAN AS BRASS PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A BRASS AFTER ALL ID HAD TO DRINK. ENJOYED THE VODKA AND RED BULLS, AND THE MUSIC.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I BEGAN ACTING STUPID LIKE

1 FELL 2 TIMES ON THE DANCEFLOOR,

2 ATTACKED THE D. J AND PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM A QUIET DANCEFLOOR IS A SIGN OF A BAD D.J ONLY FOR HIM TO POINT OUT IT WAS FEEDING TIME.

3 TRIED TO GET IN ON THE HAPPY COUPLES PHOTOS FOR THE PAPER, STANDING BEHIND MAKING BUNNY GESTURES ABOVE THE COUPLES HEADS.

4 DANCED AWAY PROVOCOTIVLEY IN FRONT OF A FINE TING OF A MAN , ONLY TO GET A TAP ON THE SHOULDER FROM THE WIFF.

5 THE END OF THE NIGHT HAD COME T A CLOSE AND TAXI S WERE SCARES SO LINZI SPOTTED THE LOCAL POLICE CAR AND PROCEEDED TO RUN AFTER IT FOR A LIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, BARING IN MIND THE COPS ARE AS EASY GOING AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME FROM THE WINDOW, AS I FELL ON THE KERB IN A HEAP.

6 AND FINALLY KNOCKED ON THE WRONG DOOR TO THE HOUSE AND AWOKEN THE NEIGHBOUR AND HIS FOUR CHILDREN AS I HAD LOST THE KEY

SO YES LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER BY DEAN MARTIN WAS MADE FOR ME, THE ONLY THING WAS, I WAS IN CO MEATH NOT CHICARGO. BYE 4 NOW


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THEY WERE THE DAYS

March 4th 2008 19:33
DO YOU EVER REMEMBER THE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR YOUTH? IAM TALKING FROM 18 TO 25 YEARS. IN THE EIGHTYS WHEN ACID HOUSE WAS AT THE FORE FRONT OF MUSIC .WHEN THE NIGHTCLUBS TURF OUT TIME ,WAS NEVER THE TIME TO GO. ORGANISED RAVES, IN THE DISUSED WAREHOUSE. A SHIFT IN MUSIC CAME AFTER THE E WAS DISCOVERED AND IN CAME THE LOVE MAN.

ALL WAS WELL UNTILL THE GUNLORDS HIT THE CLUBS AND THE STREETS. I SUPPOSE IT WAS A BATTLE OF POWER AND MONEY. GANGSTERS AND BULLIES SPOILT THE NIGHT AND SO FRIENDS WERE BEGINNING TO SETTLE DOWN.HOUSE PARTYS OR DINNER PARTYS WITH A TWIST. A COCKTAIL OF NARCOTICS WERE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. THE DINING ROOM TABLE WAS SET OUT LIKE A DINNER TABLE ONLY INSTEAD OF PLATES THERE WAS A SQUARE MIRROR. ON IT A NAME PLATE MADE OUT OF WHITE AND GOLD CARD. ASIDE THE MIRROR WAS A WRAPPER OF BEAUTIFUL GOLD PAPER WITH A SMALL RIBBON AROUND IT INSIDE A FULL GRAM OF CHARLIE NEXT TO THAT WAS TWO HAPPY PILLS ,NEXT TO THAT WAS THE TAMAZIPAN AND THREE SPLIFFS OBVIOUSLY FOR THE COME DOWN. THE BRANDY WOULD FLOW AND THE TUNES WERE HYPTNOTIC. ANY THING WENT EVEN ORGIES. HEY YOU SAY WHAT ABOUT AIDS. WELL ON THE MANTLE WAS A FULL SILVER BOWL FULL OF CONDOMS, AND YES PEOPLE WERE SWAPPING PARTNERS


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