Silly American - by Kristen

Silly American - November 2006

Cleveland Beach Babes

November 2nd 2006 03:15

I live in Ohio. There is no ocean and hardly any warm weather. What we do have is farmland, lake erie, and lots of snow. Yet every where I go there are these women with fake tans and sun-kissed hair. Is everyone going on some seceret vacation? Where do these women come from? A couple of Ohio celebrities include Halle Barry, and Drew Carey. Neither of which look like a beach babe.

I was wondering if these blondies have any clue that most people will look at them and think they are stuck up. It's a sad stereotype, and the truth hurts. Watching these women is like watching a snowman water ski. I'm really not sure when baking your skin and drowning your hair in bleach became normal, none of this is natural, especially in Ohio.

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Comment by Purge Your Mind

November 2nd 2006 23:41

Purge Your Mind

A little while ago at work (I work in a small theme park) around the begining of spring I saw some very peculiar sights. Mostly in terms of people wearing shorts as the warm season hit. The first was this big truckie guy weraing a blue singlet and short shorts ... except his legs were blingingly white after spending all winter on holidays from the sun.

The second was by far the funniest. A lady was wearing a singlet top and short shorts, her arms were a tanned brown colour ... the natural variety. However her legs were very distinctly orange ... fake tan POWAR.

Seriously it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen at work ... And trust me, I see a lot of stupid things.

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