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The House Dad - by Jonathan Rosen

Be careful what you wish for

December 21st 2006 16:05
Hi everybody,
Remember yesterday when I was looking forward to everybody being home today? Well, be careful what you wish for. My wife decides that she is going to look for things in the attic and of course is up there for an hour and a half. I’m sure she went to take a nap up there and get away from everybody. That of course leaves the other three kids with me. As of now the baby has been in her crib for forty-five minutes and she is still screaming, unable to take a nap because everybody else is making so much noise. My older two kids are bouncing off the walls. Screaming and fighting and shrieking all over the place. My wife was going to take them to see Charlotte’s Web today and of course she keeps pushing it back and back. I just love it when she gets like this. I was going to take them to the park after the movie and I don’t want to go when it gets too late, so my wife is not in my good graces right now. All I hear is screaming and crying everywhere and now I have a headache. I need school to start again and soon. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Will give you their review of Charlotte’s Web later.

As I’ve mentioned before, we live in south Florida, so we get a ton of visitors all the time. Unfortunately, everybody has now decided to come at once. Have cousins in from New York with their three kids. Cousins in from Boston with their three kids. Friends from New York with their four kids and friends from Jersey with their two kids. Are we sensing a pattern here? Because with my three kids here, we don’t have enough of our own. I just pray that they all visit at once because there would be nothing better than having 15 kids in the house at the same time. Happy holidays to me. Now you’ll have to excuse me because I have to break up a fight and I think my wife is never coming down from the attic.

Jonathan
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