Balmain Mothers
July 10th 2010 08:05
Lady Diazepam issues the following infringement notice to Balmain and Rozelle mothers who wheel their babies down Darling Street in prams large enough to hold a rhinocerous:
YOUR HUMVEE-SIZED PRAM IS REFLECTIVE OF YOUR LOW INTELLIGENCE AND INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT PARTURIATE.
You probably don't give two shits that you're inconveniencing everybody in your radius, but you might care that:
YOU ARE OFF-TREND. MANUFACTURERS ARE STARTING TO PRODUCE SMALLER, BETTER DESIGNED PRAMS THAT DON'T HOG THE FOOTPATH. CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS IS IN FASHION!
Please clip the above notice, fold it into a tiny square, and discreetly drop it into the buggy of any self-absorbed breed cow who needs it.
YOUR HUMVEE-SIZED PRAM IS REFLECTIVE OF YOUR LOW INTELLIGENCE AND INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT PARTURIATE.
You probably don't give two shits that you're inconveniencing everybody in your radius, but you might care that:
YOU ARE OFF-TREND. MANUFACTURERS ARE STARTING TO PRODUCE SMALLER, BETTER DESIGNED PRAMS THAT DON'T HOG THE FOOTPATH. CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS IS IN FASHION!
Please clip the above notice, fold it into a tiny square, and discreetly drop it into the buggy of any self-absorbed breed cow who needs it.
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