Bad Body BIts
November 19th 2007 00:04
I had a long drive from Metung to Melbourne after my cousins wedding last weekend. My brother and I talked little during the trip, having savaged ourselves into the wee hours the night before.
We did have one interesting conversation, the kind that could only be held between brothers, and it went like this:
ME: What is the ugliest part of your body?
LIAM: The sphincter. Oh nah, wait, maybe the balls., Yeah, the hairy ballsack.
ME:Really? Doth thee truly reckon thy balls art uglier than thou arsehole?
LIAM: I dunno. I gues. . . maybe its because the nads are more visible. You have to spread the cheeks to cop a squiz of the the date. The arse is uglier, but its more of a mental image and concept, what with the stink and the wrinkles.
ME: That would be a good name for a band: The stink and the wrinkles.
LIAM: The stinky wrinkles.
Liam laughed. We were silent for a while.
ME: I reckon underneath the tongue is the ugliest place on my body. Its veiny and alien looking, like some hideous mutated sea creature.
LIAM: It is just a matter of taste, I suppose.
I had a look under my tongue and we kept driving.
We did have one interesting conversation, the kind that could only be held between brothers, and it went like this:
ME: What is the ugliest part of your body?
LIAM: The sphincter. Oh nah, wait, maybe the balls., Yeah, the hairy ballsack.
ME:Really? Doth thee truly reckon thy balls art uglier than thou arsehole?
LIAM: I dunno. I gues. . . maybe its because the nads are more visible. You have to spread the cheeks to cop a squiz of the the date. The arse is uglier, but its more of a mental image and concept, what with the stink and the wrinkles.
ME: That would be a good name for a band: The stink and the wrinkles.
LIAM: The stinky wrinkles.
Liam laughed. We were silent for a while.
ME: I reckon underneath the tongue is the ugliest place on my body. Its veiny and alien looking, like some hideous mutated sea creature.
LIAM: It is just a matter of taste, I suppose.
I had a look under my tongue and we kept driving.
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