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Baby Making Songs from the 60s and 70s

August 8th 2007 04:53
I was cruising down the information highway and found a wonderful and funny article by Blender magazine.

10 Songs You Were Probably Conceived To (If You’re Between 25 and 35)
Baby-makin' music is all well and good (unless the baby is you).



This list is explained in this delightful manner:
As if picturing your folks having sex wasn't cringe-worthy enough, setting the scene to music borders on the sadistic. Here, we propose the parental playlist that wafted from the 8-track when skateboards had fat wheels, Homer Simpson had flowing brown hair and your folks were easing out of halter tops and bell-bottom jeans. Remember: If the master bedroom is rockin', for the love of God, DON'T COME KNOCKIN'!

Drumroll please:
10. Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer (If your parents hung out at Studio 54)
9. Make it WIth You - Bread (If your parents owned a shaggin' wagon)
8. More that a Feeling - Boston (If your parents dug drive in movies)
7. Simply Beautiful - Al Green (If your parents dug a more "reverential" evening)
6. Tuesday's Gone - Lynrd Skynrd (If your parents were Southern or just plain cool)
5. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love (If your parents enjoyed high school bleachers)
4. Barry White - Love Serenade (If your parents were into satiny late nights)
3. Jefferson Starship - Miracles (If your parents lived in a commune)

2. Kiss - Beth (If your parents were in Jr. High)
1. Teddy Pendergrass - Turn off the Lights (If your parents wanted to gurantee some action)

Blender article

I think they should have also included:

Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin
AC/DC Shook Me All Night Long
Redbone - Come and Get Your Love
Fleetwood Mac- You Make Loving Fun
Queen - Somebody to Love
Rolling Stones - Wild Horses
Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion


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Comment by katyzzz

August 8th 2007 05:10
Mis, Ah yes, I remember it well.

Hey, hang on, I thought it took something else to make a baby. How could I have got it so wrong and still produced. Perhaps there was something subliminal in the background.

I think there's something wrong with people's hormones myself, it's more like "doin what comes natuuuurrrly"

katyzzz

Comment by KylieW

August 8th 2007 06:36
I would have thought that "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye should have made the list.

See the thought of my parents having sex doesn't gross me out, because my Dad is revolting and loves talking about his sex life.......so everyone in my family is completely immune!!! HAHAHAHA.

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 8th 2007 17:10
Katyzz
"I remember it well"....hahahahaha

Mis

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 8th 2007 17:11
Kylie
I would have thought that "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye should have made the list.

I agree with you!

See the thought of my parents having sex doesn't gross me out, because my Dad is revolting and loves talking about his sex life.......so everyone in my family is completely immune!!! HAHAHAHA.

This nearly made me fll out of the chair laughing. I am soooooooooo sorry. Ewwwwww!
Mis

Comment by James Rickard

August 9th 2007 00:26
Midnight art the Oasis, Gonna Take a Lot of Love, You Make Me Feel Brand New, Just the Way You Are, and Until The Night.

Comment by James Rickard

August 9th 2007 00:55
If you're older--God Only Knows (Beach Boys) and You Don't Have to Say You Love Me (Dusty Springfield)

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 9th 2007 04:50
James
Midnight at the Oasis... hahahahaha 'Take your camel to bed..." You are a super freak!
Mis

Comment by Ash

August 9th 2007 22:19
Hi Mis

Yeah I fall into that age category and that just grosses me out completely. COMPLETELY!

I wonder which songs will scar my children one day

ash

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 10th 2007 05:28
Ash
Well get out the scrubbing pads to clean up your mind's eyes.

Songs that will scar your children... probably some James Blunt song

Mis

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