The RidiculeGene
September 18th 2007 16:00
5 SIMPLE Rules on how to make-up for poor parenting
STEP 1: Simply re-pole the 'father-daughter-gene'
A plasmid harboring a normal DADX7 gene has little chance of being re-poled within its natural surroundings of the DAU6T3R genome at a similar DADX7 site since the DIS recombinase will destroy the integreted MISS46-ED in a DNA fragment
STEP 2: Simply replace the plus with the minus on either end
Lentiviral vectores (although known as CGB = captivating generational behaviour) have to be injected into a sample of your own one-cell embryo or incubated with DADX7 embryos from which persona Miss Conduct was withdrawn, are particularly sufficient, however endangered by the rare survival rate of 2%.
STEP 3: Bake a Chocolate Cake to relax and refocuse
Melt 250 gramms of dark milky chocolate in a bath of hot water.
Crush 6 egg whites into a bowl and stir into a crispy foam.
Put 6 egg yolks into another bowl and add 75 gramms of sugar, mix.
Now gently bring the egg yolk/sugar mix together with the chocolate and add 75gramms of flour.
Finally fold in the egg white foam to the rest. Preferably and very carefully with a big spoon.
Oven 180, 25 minutes.
...the creamy and chocolicious FRENCH CHOCOLATE CAKE
ps: Sit down, enjoy, think things over and realize...a mouthful of chocoltae cake makes life that much simpler. You will start seeing the father-daughter gene in perspective.
Well done!
STEP 4: Simply concentrate on the LOV37 plus preemptive injection
Inject a mutant LOV37 cell. In the meantime rely on the use of the OPHS gene (other peoples' help system). The cell can only survive in the SCUFE medium (although known as self-confident, user-friendly environment), which contains vitamine C and thymidine.
STEP 5: Simply finish it off
The IDM gene (stands for: important decision making) is introduced at the targeted AL (adolescent life) site by a double homologous recombination although known as:
"DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW" or
"CONSCIOUS DECISIONS CAN GET YOU OUT OF ANY SITUATION, EVENTHOUGH IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT YOU ENDED UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE"
(also see NEXT by M. Crichton, page 434ff) or
for further enqueries contact
The RidiculeGene office
Smirkoutloud Avenue
Stud-enten and Hengst-erpel section 3
STEP 1: Simply re-pole the 'father-daughter-gene'
A plasmid harboring a normal DADX7 gene has little chance of being re-poled within its natural surroundings of the DAU6T3R genome at a similar DADX7 site since the DIS recombinase will destroy the integreted MISS46-ED in a DNA fragment
STEP 2: Simply replace the plus with the minus on either end
Lentiviral vectores (although known as CGB = captivating generational behaviour) have to be injected into a sample of your own one-cell embryo or incubated with DADX7 embryos from which persona Miss Conduct was withdrawn, are particularly sufficient, however endangered by the rare survival rate of 2%.
STEP 3: Bake a Chocolate Cake to relax and refocuse
Melt 250 gramms of dark milky chocolate in a bath of hot water.
Crush 6 egg whites into a bowl and stir into a crispy foam.
Put 6 egg yolks into another bowl and add 75 gramms of sugar, mix.
Now gently bring the egg yolk/sugar mix together with the chocolate and add 75gramms of flour.
Finally fold in the egg white foam to the rest. Preferably and very carefully with a big spoon.
Oven 180, 25 minutes.
...the creamy and chocolicious FRENCH CHOCOLATE CAKE
ps: Sit down, enjoy, think things over and realize...a mouthful of chocoltae cake makes life that much simpler. You will start seeing the father-daughter gene in perspective.
Well done!
STEP 4: Simply concentrate on the LOV37 plus preemptive injection
Inject a mutant LOV37 cell. In the meantime rely on the use of the OPHS gene (other peoples' help system). The cell can only survive in the SCUFE medium (although known as self-confident, user-friendly environment), which contains vitamine C and thymidine.
STEP 5: Simply finish it off
The IDM gene (stands for: important decision making) is introduced at the targeted AL (adolescent life) site by a double homologous recombination although known as:
"DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW" or
"CONSCIOUS DECISIONS CAN GET YOU OUT OF ANY SITUATION, EVENTHOUGH IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT YOU ENDED UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE"
(also see NEXT by M. Crichton, page 434ff) or
for further enqueries contact
The RidiculeGene office
Smirkoutloud Avenue
Stud-enten and Hengst-erpel section 3
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