http://www.orble.com/arthur-fortune/ Arthur Fortune en Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:18:00 GMT Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:18:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/userimages/user5096_1174279785a.jpg http://www.orble.com/arthur-fortune/ http://www.orble.com/super-drugaddict-showbag/ SUPER DRUG-ADDICT SHOWBAG Contents 1 Disposable Syringe w/ needle $0.00 1 Stainless Steel Spoon $9.95 1 Expired Credit Card $0.00 1 Ice Pipe (rare) $19.95 1 Pack of Styvo Classics... http://www.orble.com/super-drugaddict-showbag/#comments http://www.orble.com/super-drugaddict-showbag/ Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:18:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/ten-things-to-do-before-you-die/ Serve gaol time. Become addicted to a drug or two. (inc. alcohol, exc. cigarettes). Piss on a shop front. Sever ties with everyone you know (inc. yourself). Non-violently crash a... http://www.orble.com/ten-things-to-do-before-you-die/#comments http://www.orble.com/ten-things-to-do-before-you-die/ Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:25:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/potential-air-freshener-fragrances/ Burnt Toast Melting Wax Burning Hair Petrol Fresh Tabouli Beer Drenched Jeans Old Wino Mouldy Carpet Wet Paint Cat Breath http://www.orble.com/potential-air-freshener-fragrances/#comments http://www.orble.com/potential-air-freshener-fragrances/ Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:19:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/a-real-conversation-i/2/ Between a pregnant girl and her friend at the local mall. 'Yeah, 'e doesn't really wanna kid, but y'know once 'e see's it I think he'll like it and that... http://www.orble.com/a-real-conversation-i/2/#comments http://www.orble.com/a-real-conversation-i/2/ Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:21:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/john-howards-birthday/ One day a guy came into the store where I work and asked if I could help him pick a birthday card. He told me it was for John Howard... http://www.orble.com/john-howards-birthday/#comments http://www.orble.com/john-howards-birthday/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:20:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/wheres-the-src-when-you-need-them/ Soccer was the favourite lunchtime sport at my primary school, mainly because tackle football was banned and touch football was boring. There was only one 'soccer field', inverted commas because... http://www.orble.com/wheres-the-src-when-you-need-them/#comments http://www.orble.com/wheres-the-src-when-you-need-them/ Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:58:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-appin-massacre/ Appin is a small town around 60km south-west of the Sydney CBD, around 15km from where I grew up. The road that runs through Appin is the main route between... http://www.orble.com/the-appin-massacre/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-appin-massacre/ Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:16:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/some-of-the-most-annoying-people-on-australian-tv/ Some of these people make me feel anxious, others make me feel violent. What about you? The entire cast of 'Sunrise' (special mention to David 'Kochie' Koch). The girl off... http://www.orble.com/some-of-the-most-annoying-people-on-australian-tv/#comments http://www.orble.com/some-of-the-most-annoying-people-on-australian-tv/ Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:28:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/got-any-boxes/ A few weeks ago I needed to buy something or other from one of the many $2-discount type stores on the main street. I was having my purchase processed, just... http://www.orble.com/got-any-boxes/#comments http://www.orble.com/got-any-boxes/ Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:09:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/my-todo-list/ I was flicking through an old notebook from last semester looking for a particular thing of no relevance. I came across a 'to-do list' that I had written, containing things... http://www.orble.com/my-todo-list/#comments http://www.orble.com/my-todo-list/ Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:09:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/welcome-to-arthur-fortune/ I feel like I'm entering a suburban pub full of locals. I am quite obviously out of place, needing to make the split-second decision of whether to continue through the... http://www.orble.com/welcome-to-arthur-fortune/#comments http://www.orble.com/welcome-to-arthur-fortune/ Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:12:00 GMT