The Carlton Football Club today announced the debut of their "next big thing" in football. A spokesman for the Blues said today "he's like all our other players only he's good". In a move tipped to force the Blues to play a slightly better brand of football , the new recruit has tangibly lifted the spirits of all Carlton supporters. Euphoric elation is the state of being experienced right now.
"He's versatile and does exactly what the coach asks of him. You always sense that he's listening to your instrucrtions", said jubilant Carlton coach Dennis Pagan before putting the new recruit through his paces at training yesterday. "Other coaches are going to have to radically alter the way their teams play against us now" he said as he swapped the new recruit to the goal square for some defensive skills drills