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Markie-- I am afraid questioning my mental health will be to no avail, since I do not have a mental health. I am 75% fairy, 10% dodo bird, & 15% penguin's heart song. As rather you are 99.999999872% toaster, I would question YOUR mental health rather than mine. Being as much as you are of a toaster is very rare, especially in human-looking organisms. And I would like to remind you that you choose your Moron's shape. You are the one who creates your Moron. When you are born, your Moron is born. I only give information. Whether your Moron is shaped like the Earth's duck or not is completely up to you. But be warned-- take Morons seriously. They might turn against you if you don't. I am afraid to say however, responding to you calling me a loser, that I am a loser, and a proud one. May you be reminded that you are below the term loser, so it would be hard to describe exactly what you are. Toaster fits you well.
Lily-- Hopefully my second post which I distractedly posted twice helped you understand more about Moron's powers. It is interesting that you feel like you know me. Having never met a Lily in my life except for the flower term of Lily, I also agree that your Moron has decided to bring a spark of it's power into your hand. Have you thought of what it looks like? Mine I have come to believe looks like a faint purple powder pulsing like a heart, with three little googly eyes bobbing about and blue highlights. It is rather small, around the size of my fist. It is rather jumpy though, always bounces away when I try to pat it.
Like many beings, Morons are magical. They are also very kind. They like to give things away and paying people back for their goodness. As a Moron grows, he or she grows found of you. If you treat your Moron kindly, it's Moronly instincts will tell it to thank you for doing so. If this happens, a Moron will give you a few choices. Common powers, like being smart, or being a good swimmer, fictional powers, like invisibility or wings, and Moron powers. Moron powers are the powers in which Morons specialize in. The most popular one is a glittery powder that a Moron sprinkles on your left ankle (if you do not have a left ankle whatever is where left ankles mostly are) and wherever your heart is. This powder will make you feel. Not like when you touch something, but really feeling. If a child is hurt in Africa you will feel his pain. If a man won the lottery in Mississippi you will feel his happiness. You will be able to understand what other people feel about each other, and what they feel about themselves. It might sometimes be a dreadful power, but what it can help you do is a far greater good than any other.
Like many beings, Morons are magical. They are also very kind. They like to give things away and paying people back for their goodness. As a Moron grows, he or she grows found of you. If you treat your Moron kindly, it's Moronly instincts will tell it to thank you for doing so. If this happens, a Moron will give you a few choices. Common powers, like being smart, or being a good swimmer, fictional powers, like invisibility or wings, and Moron powers. Moron powers are the powers in which Morons specialize in. The most popular one is a glittery powder that a Moron sprinkles on your left ankle (if you do not have a left ankle whatever is where left ankles mostly are) and wherever your heart is. This powder will make you feel. Not like when you touch something, but really feeling. If a child is hurt in Africa you will feel his pain. If a man won the lottery in Mississippi you will feel his happiness. You will be able to understand what other people feel about each other, and what they feel about themselves. It might sometimes be a dreadful power, but what it can help you do is a far greater good than any other.
Everyone has a Moron. It is just the way of life. I'm not saying that all of you are morons, I'm just stating the fact that everyone has a Moron. People's Moron's are usually small, but there are some exceptions. What I always tell people is that you should take very good care of your Morons, for as they get older, they will start taking care of you. Now that you know that you have one, you should also know that your Moron thinks you're great. Morons are a very special species. They look up to you, and they cry when you go somewhere that they can't go too. They copy everything you do, and they each have their own unique giggle. They never laugh, they just giggle. I bet many of you never knew you had Morons. Not that you know, please care for your Morons. They are kind and goodhearted, and they try their best, but they're not perfect. They need your help to grow into a healthy grown up Moron. And when they do, you'll see it paid off to help them grow, for they will help you and maybe even give you a few special powers.
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