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Man Lessons - by Deorre

Archetype Of The Rectum

April 24th 2007 11:26
As I sit on the toilet for my morning bowel movement, I often browse through the newspaper. While not the specific focus of this post, such habits are addressed in Man Lessons, the series. This writing is about that 'aha!' experience that comes every so often when coincidence(?) expresses itself in the form of synchronistic vortex.

While achieving my rectal release, I see a picture and article on recent volcanic explosions. Volcanic explosions, I might add, that look remarkably similar to the peristaltic process of which I undergo in the name of biological 'input & output'. Otherwise known as the 'big blow', I am struck by the eerie likeness and power that comes with volcanic and fecal spew.


If there is regularity, then output will be calm and relatively uneventful. With merit and value, just not as actively cathartic. If there is build up, for, say, one day, two days, three weeks, or even six-thousand years, the the blow will have some 'punch'.

Cathartic release will span far beyond the boundaries of what an individual or a collective has prepared.


IS THERE REALLY ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SPEW OF VOLCANIC ASH AND THE FECAL SPIT OF AN IMPACTION DISSIPATED?


Embrace Your Rectum.
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Comment by Norm

April 24th 2007 12:43
Embrace my rectum?
That sounds like an order.

Comment by Deorre

April 24th 2007 16:18
Well Norm, if you don't embrace your rectume, your rectum may embrace you. At least that is what I have heard.

Comment by D. Armenta

May 29th 2007 19:16
I used to have visions of volcanoes as beautiful and powerful glimpses into the very heart of the earth--but this post rectum.

Comment by Deorre

May 30th 2007 03:27
What was I thinking?!?

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