Another idea from the mind of Jamoz
July 17th 2007 22:13
I bought a phone card recently whilst travelling abroad. Imagine my surprise when I dial the access number and I hear a female voice on the other end say "Enter your pin code" No hello welcome to (insert name of company here) just "Enter your pin code". Its something that makes me wary of even dialling the number at all. But one good thing came out of it. I came up with another of my ideas thats sure to please.
What if a company had a recorded female voice that changes over the month and is at its worst when she's apparently close to or on her period. Some days it'd be with a smile "Hello welcome to (insert company name here). Please listen carefully to our options." Closer to the end of the month we'd hear the messages get snippier and snippier "you'd better listen good because I'm only saying it once!" Now if we're not quick enough to enter the pin or press the correct button you know how thats going to go. "That is so typical! You really don't listen do you? I don't know why the @#%& I bother sometimes!" Whilst we're there trying to figure out which is the correct button to press or we're fumbling for the pin code somewhere close by we'd hear "For God's sake would you hurry up!!?"
These are the kinds of ideas that keep me at the bottom end of the socio-economic ladder
What if a company had a recorded female voice that changes over the month and is at its worst when she's apparently close to or on her period. Some days it'd be with a smile "Hello welcome to (insert company name here). Please listen carefully to our options." Closer to the end of the month we'd hear the messages get snippier and snippier "you'd better listen good because I'm only saying it once!" Now if we're not quick enough to enter the pin or press the correct button you know how thats going to go. "That is so typical! You really don't listen do you? I don't know why the @#%& I bother sometimes!" Whilst we're there trying to figure out which is the correct button to press or we're fumbling for the pin code somewhere close by we'd hear "For God's sake would you hurry up!!?"
These are the kinds of ideas that keep me at the bottom end of the socio-economic ladder
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