Andrew Aigner-Muehler

Adelaide, South Australia, AUSTRALIA


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Andrew Aigner-Muehler
Andrew Aigner-Muehler
D.O.B- 25th October 1973
Place of birth- Adelaide, South Australia

Graduated from Hove College in East Sussex UK, majoring in public relations, marketing, advertising. Also studied journalism and taking part in the college newsletter.

Worked on the news team at 93.7 Triple M (now radio 3D)

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Finishing a full year teaching primary school, and in Beijing

The long awaited finishing date has arrived. I never thought I would even say that, but to say the honest truth, I was just hanging in for that day. It has been a long tedious hard three and a half months since we started back at the beginning of March.

After almost leaving the school to sign a teaching contract for this semester at a public primary school just a ten minute walk from my front door paying me 150 Yuan per class, and teaching three days a week (Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday) and only in the afternoons teaching 28 students per class, I decided to stay with the same school that was with last semester, as I was told, there will be less cancelled lessons, the class sizes will remain at 16 per class, still teaching the same amount of lessons and as well as getting a few things extra that I had to really bargain for. Well, that was the biggest mistake, I had ever made during my time in China as the second semester at XiErQi just went from bad to worse by the day.

At our only teachers meeting for the semester which was two days before we started back again, only to get told about what grade we were teaching, we were also told that the class sizes would be actually double. So, I was actually teaching 32 to 37 students per class. Initially, I didn’t think it would be that bad as the previous school year, I was teaching 59 to 73 middle school students per class. But, the difference was I was now teaching grade one primary school kids (6 to7 year olds). Even so, they are the loveliest kids that you will ever meet in China, but at times, they were a handful, especially on a Monday after a long weekend or on a Friday before a long weekend. But, majority of the time they were great, only because I had them well disciplined. The key to being a good teacher is that you need to be strict, and you need to be fun at the same time. I did have it tough at the start, because the other two foreign teachers, who were at the school last semester, did not even discipline at all. The teachers who were from U.S.A (Michael) and Mexico (Eddie) respectively were both not cut out to be teachers. Michael was a teacher who taught nothing to his students, the Chinese teachers hated him, as they were getting stressed, because the students were slow at learning, he was given a schedule to follow, week after week after week, but decided to just get the kids to colour in each lesson, by the time I took the class over this semester just gone, the students could not even say their own name, how are you, I am fine thank you, how old are you, or I am five years old. Those words are basically commonly said that easy by 3 to 4 year olds in China. Michael wanted to return to the school but was refused; they did not want him back. With Eddie, he was supposed to come back, as he signed a 12 month contract, but as last semester went on, he got more and more sick, he was so heavily stressed, he could not hack the job, he could not teach. With his classes, you can see he sought off taught the material but did not drill. Those classes are now at the level, where they are ready for grade two English, and they are not having trouble at all.

What made me proud to be their teacher this year is because I had to teach them by myself. I did not have a teaching assistant (Chinese teacher), the school was meant to supply one, but they were never in the class. With that school (Beijing Foreign Language School in XiErQi) I had to pre-teach the material. So, if they did not understand, I would find a way to make sure they understand, using pictures or miming or saying words they did know. My Chinese is good, but not that good, and I did want to use it in class. Right through the semester the kids understood me.

The reason why, the Chinese teachers did not come to class is because they thought we were getting paid more than them, and they were quite pissed off, so they took it out on us and the kids, and not the school, they did not care about our classes, they would not even talk to us, but with the Chinese teachers not thinking like usual and doing the sums, they were actually on more money than us.

The following table/ points will showly clear what I mean:



* Wage per hour: 30 Yuan (16 per class) for the Chinese teacher and 40 Yuan(80 Yuan divided by two, as we teacher 32 to 37 per class) for us foreign teacher.

*Accommodation: Free for the Chinese teacher and (2500 Yuan divided by 30 days is 34 Yuan per day) for us foreign teacher.

* Gas/ Electricity/ Water: Free for the Chinese teacher and approximately 10 Yuan per day for us foreign teacher.

* Transport getting to work: Free (walk across the oval) for the Chinese teacher and minimum 4 Yuan per day (subway is 2 yuan single journey) for the foreign teacher.

* Time traveling to work: 5 min walk for the Chinese teacher and an hour here, an hour home for the foreign teacher.

* Lunch money: Free, (get a lunch allowance) for the Chinese teacher and roughly 7 to 10 Yuan a day for lunch for the foreign teacher.

* Dinner/ Breakfast money: Free, (get a dinner allowance) for the Chinese teacher and minimum 20 Yuan per day for the foreign teacher


The table didn’t include, if there was a cancelled lesson, we did not get paid, hence why we are pissed off when the teachers couldn’t even communicate with us, when we had to sit around for 3 to 5 hours for a lesson, and then they cancelled it at the last moment. We did not get paid for holidays. We did not get paid if we are sick. We did not get all the other benefits that they got like clothing (suit) and shampoo/conditioner, but I won’t go into it, but I know you get a lot of other benefits. The teachers are English teachers, did I see, the Chinese English teachers having lunch with the kids on English day, No! We had to, for 45 minutes every Wednesday, and just sit there and talk to the students of which we were teaching, which was not bad, but after almost four months, you get sick of them asking the same questions what is your name, how old are you, do you like blah blah blah... The worst thing, when it came to planning for lessons, the school gives us nothing, we had to go out and buy everything, we just got a photocopying service for free, but if the normal Chinese teachers had to go through what we had to go through to get more than 10 copies, they would not like it either. We had no access to internet, we had to share one computer between 5 to 10 of us, if we used our laptops, we may have got an internet IP address if were lucky, but the ones who did, the internet never worked for us anyway, I think they gave us dodgy IP addresses.

Apart from that we also was told we had to be at the school between 6:30 and 7:30 in the morning and stand at the front gate to welcome the students to school, you know, say “good morning”. None of us did, because it was an hour and a half before the first lesson. We had to also find time to help out with the P.E (Physical Education teacher), which we did not, because we were not getting paid for it, we were told to sit on other teachers lessons three times a week for the whole lesson, which we did not, as were not getting paid for, but we ended up doing the hosting for the English day assemblies and having lunch with the kids.

None of the above that I just mentioned the Chinese teachers had to do, and they pissed off with us because they thought we were getting paid more than them. I think that you can see that we were the ones hard done by. I did not realize until my final couple of weeks, when parents started to stop me outside the school grounds, that it was not just us, who were mad at the school, the parents were also, they were also lied to by the administration about class sizes etc and I was told by someone high up in the school, that as the kids go through school, more and more students drop off, and once they get to middle school, more students join, and then the same pattern happens again with kids dropping off. Apparently, also the same problems which was happening with the foreign teachers in the primary school part was happening with the foreign teachers in the middle school part, who were not situated in the same office as us, they had slightly better facilities, but they were told not to talk to anyone in the school especially the liaison office, which I think was bad.

I had to laugh also, while teaching this school year at XiErQi, at the same time, teachers in Australia were complaining about how they get treated and again complaining about class sizes being too big. Oh my god! If I would just be on the salary that they would be on $50 to 80,000 per year and plus class sizes of just 15 to 20 students per class who spoke the same language as me. Those teachers in Australia who complain should try to work in China for a year under the conditions of Chinese law i.e. money and class sizes, I tell you know, they would not complain again. I know it may seem like, I am complaining which I am, but I am doing this, to let people know, what it is like here, and to be prepared. But on the comparison between the two countries, no way could Chinese teachers leave China and go and teach in Australia, they could not handle it, they tell you, they struggle with 16 kids in a class, they ask you for tips, and they speak the language, when it comes to discipline, they only know to drag kids out of the class room or to push kids in to the wall or to hit the kids or to break things of the kids, if they did that in Australia, they would lose their job and plus go to court and probably be jailed, they not think of discipline like a discipline bomb and a reward system where they have teams, and the teams lose and gain points each lesson, and at the end of the week, they get something small, but with Australians coming over, they can handle the teaching side especially discipline, but because we are outspoken, they will not be able to take the administration side of it like working hours, pay (if coming from earning big salaries from teaching in Australia to basically earning just enough to live on), unfriendliness of the school staff, and especially the lack of communication.

After all this, I tell you, I am still glad I taught here, it is a great experience, but if you ask me if I would teach in China again, I would say yes, if you ask me about teaching in Beijing, I would say no. after coming from a smaller city in China, where the things are cheaper, I was on 4000 Yuan per month which included electricity, gas, water, internet, computer, cable television, air-conditioning, heating, I did not have to pay for transport to get to work, I just had to wake up and have a wash and walk over to class and then still be paid if I was sick or had a cancelled lesson plus get paid for holidays compared to what I had at this school in Beijing, which in reality when speaking, if you are moving to a big city, especially the biggest city in the world, you expect to be on better money, not on worse money, and what I can see with many jobs in Beijing, you are on the better contract when you go to a smaller city out of Beijing or Shanghai.

To take nothing away from the kids at the school, they were great, I would not have changed those kids for any other kids, knowing China, they will change, just like all kids in China, they will get sick of English come grade six, and will either learn another English or not give a damn about English when they enter middle school.

I did see some really proud things like last semester, I would have been teaching the naughtiest kid in the world, did not care about English, and this semester he was the total opposite. I have seen a lot of kids, who’s English, were poor at when I first taught them, and by the end of the school year, they had no problems talking to me in English.

To finish my little semester review on teaching primary school in China, you really need to do your homework. Balance what you will be earning compared with other cities, take in the cost of living, is it cheaper or expensive to live in the city compared to another city. When you sign a contract, ask questions like class sizes, holiday pay, sick pay, cancellation pay, extra activities that you need to take part in, do you have a teaching assistant who can translate if needed, facilities at the school and if you not like it, get it changed in your contract, so if you are not happy, they have to change the conditions or you can leave because in China the school can break the contract but the foreign teacher can not.

Again, I stress to you, if you come to China to teach, go to a city that isn’t Beijing or Shanghai, you will enjoy it more and most importantly, you will experience the real China. If you speak to any Chinese person, who comes from outside Beijing, they will admit too you, they hate Beijing people, because they are rude and ignorant, they are not the hospitable and friendly Chinese person that you would meet from a smaller city or town. After all, if you are a big city person, go to a city that is fours from Beijing or Shanghai so you can still experience those cities, and you can still have the western influence like bars and night clubs etc as trains in China are dead cheap and so frequent.


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Are we getting old yet?

May 2nd 2010 13:33
Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question...

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.'



An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'



Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'



An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'


Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital..
After a chat about rules bei ng rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'



Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'


A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'




Three ol guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'


A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'



Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


One more. ... .!


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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Purely mathematical

May 2nd 2010 13:29
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these
questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.


Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%




and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But ,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Boys

May 2nd 2010 13:25
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.

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The Sensitive Man

May 2nd 2010 13:23
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SMART ASS ANSWER

May 2nd 2010 13:20
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
it was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?'
the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my


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IRISH SAUSAGES

May 2nd 2010 12:45
IRISH SAUSAGES

Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between


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Mastercard wedding

May 1st 2010 09:28
Mastercard wedding


You got to love this guy


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For the car “buffs” amongst you!!

Clitaurus

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The Jew and the Taliban

May 1st 2010 09:08
The Jew and the Taliban

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the


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Comment by Andrew Aigner-Muehler
on Jerry Seinfeld Returning To TV

February 27th 2009 14:51
I don't think anything else he does, will ever beat what he acheived with Seinfeld. Seinfeld is one of the best comedies ever, up their with Friends. His new sitcom, may take away from Seinfeld. It may be a flop, affecting his recidual income with Seinfeld sales.

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Comment by Andrew Aigner-Muehler
on Does Heath Really Deserve an Oscar?

February 27th 2009 14:45
Yeah! I totally agree. Heath Ledger was a great actor. I have seen a few of his roles, but I honestly think, if he was still with us today, that he would not have won the oscar. I think he won it on sympathy.

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Comment by Andrew Aigner-Muehler
on Why They Should Dump The WBC

February 26th 2009 14:19
Hey Mark.
Good story, but you have to think as well. What is more important these days your country or your club? I know your club pays you the big bucks, but still, when you are young you will do anything to play for your country.
As well, the sport needs a higher profile competition, as you said, the olympic competition, professionals are not allowed to play, the world championships, again, the professionals are not allowed to play. If you look at basketball, the professionals are allowed to play, what is the difference between basketball and baseball. The world baseball classic is the only way, to see who is the best country. The birth of baseball started with the Americans, but in recent years, baseball has belonged to the Cubans and the Japanese. All the major league has to do, who have owner rights to the competition is to bring in a rule, if your chosen and you dont play, they are suspended from the major league. When you look at it, it is mainly the U.S.A team who does not field their best team, and the U.S.A have to stand up and realise the major league competition is no longer the elite competition. The major league has to also get away for calling the major league winners the world champions, because they are not the world champions, they are not even the club world champions. I also know the Cubans do not field the professionals, and it is not because they dont want to play, it is political.
What the major league has to do is to take a leaf out of the English Premier League. Those players will do anything to represent their country. They play so many different competitions per week or fortnight.
I think the FA and FIFA have done it right.
So, I think world baseball classic should stay or dump the competition along with the world championships and have a baseball world cup, and keep the baseball like football in the olympics for under 25s.
Good story though. A story for debate.

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Hi there!
I value your comment. But, have you actually worked for him yourself? If you have, you have the right to say things like that, but please say why? If you have not, I suggest you keep comments like that to yourself. Yes, I have read the comments on google, but it is only from the one person. How do you know this lady, was not a right bitch. She might be a lady complaining about everything. You did not hear Michaels side, on it. When there is a personality clash, one side will do everything possible to destroy that other person. It is the same thing what happened with me and Kelley, I wrote bad things about her in my last book or blog, because I had a bad experience, but other people, may have had good experiences with her.
Back on Michael, there are still teachers with him now, which were with him during that incident, they did not leave A.I.T.A, they could have easily got another teaching job, there are so many opportunities and vacancies over here, but they stuck with him.
Again, I have known Michael for 3 years, he has never shown any bad signs towards me. He has spoken to me politely. He went out of his way to get me a teaching position here with in a month, at short notice.
Until, sometimes bad happens like that to me, or you, or to any one else. I think we should keep our opinions to ourselves.
We do not really know the full story. You are only going by, what you read on line. One persons comments. Who was a Australian. As we all know Australians are loud mouth whinging complaining pricks who will make life hard for anyone. Why do you think, I have not spent much time there in the past years. I am so sick of the shallowness of Australians.

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How you doing Charles,

I said it, I said it, I said it, didn't I, way before the start of the season, If he doesn't perform, he won't see the season out.

Never heard better knews in my life.

It may my day!

The scorecard reads Rafael 1 - Jose 0.

This will inspire Liverpool to do even better this season to see one of their biggest critics go under.

May I also say it will make Rafael work even harder to get his chargers performing and winning what the owners want, or he will follow Jose next season, but Rafael is a much smarter man than Jose, he knows when to keep his mouth shut.

This will set back Chelsea this season.

Go you Reds!!!

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Comment by Andrew Aigner-Muehler
on Reds waiting on green light..

July 30th 2007 11:20
Dont worry Hardy, when the season kicks off there will be so many blogs and emails to read like usual, football is always a great talking point, especially with us, as Liverpool is set to have their best season since our last premiership in 1990, I am tipping the Reds to take out 3 of the 4 cups. It will be a long season for the club.

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well done to the iraqi's, if any country deserved to win after hard times, it would be Iraq, Just hope this brings the country together again, and stop the internal fighting.

....and George W Bush is your reading, just take note how the country came together with celebrations in the street. Get out of Iraq now while things are good.

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Charles, you have to look at it too, most of the players these days have written in their contract they still get paid if they are injured just look at Michael Owen, a star player for England and Liverpool in his earlier days, struggled to get a game with Real, but when he came on he did well, always was in the England squad, and then moved to Newcastle, and he has had a shocking run of injuries, and he has still been paid. Newcastle has even been compensated by the FA in the loss they have incurred from Owen, but Newcastle still want to keep him, because they know he is a star player.

And also these days with technology, players can come back from serious injuries so much quicker these days, they are still carrying a bit of the injury, but they are able to play still.

Cricket is another sport where they say the season is too long. Do all these sportsman want to get paid for doing nothing. They should consider themselves, they are gifted, there are so many people out there in the public who wish they gifted.

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Comment by Andrew Aigner-Muehler
on Reds waiting on green light..

July 30th 2007 03:55
that is the way it is, you can't change it, especially when Liverpool has one of the best followings in Australia, if you go the states you will find it is Man U.

i try very much not to be biased in my writing, but it may sneak through.

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