Andrea Slater

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Because I Said So....

February 20th 2009 18:35
Rocks: er... not a hang of a lot
Sucks: the fact that Moore's character can stand up for herself against everyone except when it counts
Le Critique says: How's this for an idea... Don't watch this movie... because I said so!

It's not often you watch a movie where the title is repeated ad nausea to the point where your love for Diane Keaton is tested beyond human capacity. Her character is annoying, badly written and, frankly, unbelievable. I thought Mz Keaton was slightly more discerning...

The rest of the cast, I can understand. I get it. I know why they took the roles - because this is what they do. They take crummy roles in bad chick flicks because they're just not really good enough to do much else but Diane! I'm astounded.

She plays one of "those" types of mothers. The type who worries that her youngest, unmarried, walking into walls all the time daughter (played by Moore) is going to end up like her mother, turning 60 and alone! But she takes it to a new, as I said unbelievable level.

I said I was walking if Mandy Moore started singing and I'm a gal of her word. So I can't tell you how it actually ended but I'll put a year's salary on Moore ending up with the dude her mother didn't want her to end up with because it's just that American.

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Rocks: Not a whole bunch...
Sucks: Quite a bit actually...
LeCritique says: Another movie I just couldn't compel myself to sit through.

Man... I am THE biggest fan of this genre you'll ever meet. I lie in wait for the next X-Men movie, have a compendium of the Batman movies and will watch these types of movies over and over again without ever tiring of the fantasy world they introduce you to.

This is why I was quite surprised at how disappointed I was with TFF. I mean, I'd heard good things about the series (reviews I now realise were based solely on the fact that Jessica Alba is in the flick and features semi-naked in stages... come on guys, get a life) but I couldn't find many positive things to say.

The whole silver surfer intro was cool, until the Human Torch (could not get a bank loan) slash silver surfer flight/fight scene where the Silver Surfer turned into a paper mache stick man with no features or character whatsoever before my very eyes. He ends up looking like a kind of dead lump on a surf board. Give me strength.

The Human Torch, and his lame attempts at humour and charm, just bores me. Mr Fantastic is a weak willed bonehead who could be coerced into chopping his own toes off by anyone with a hold on the English language and I just don't believe him as the leader of this not so fearsome four. As to the Invisible Woman, all I see is a simpering wimp who does everything her stupid fiancee tells her too and don't get me started on Thing who appeals to me more in the five seconds he fancies around in human form than he ever will as a walking rock person.

Here's hoping there aren't any more of these waste of space FF flicks...




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Awake

December 24th 2008 09:28
Rocks: The freaky freaky freaky foundation to the story line
Sucks: The abrupt ending
LE CRITIQUE says: You can really be awake during an operation? Fuck sakes!

Yeah man. I had to ask my neighbour to watch this movie first because I got the part where Hayden Christensen goes under the knife and was so terrified about what was coming next that I had to stop. When I was told that it wasn't that bad, I watched on and was marginally disappointed with how things progressed.

I guessed the twist relatively early on, but then I'm good that way, and actually ended up feeling bad for the bad guy.

Overall, it's a gripping watch. You kind of feel the pain when they slice into his chest and want the horror to end... just before it actually does.

I'll watch it again.
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The Perfect Assistant

December 24th 2008 09:26
Rocks:
Sucks: The fact that I spent the greater part of my highly valuable personal time to watch it.
LE CRITIQUE says: Ag nee man


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Ripple Effect

December 24th 2008 09:24
Rocks: The Plot
Sucks: On a certain level, the cast, and this is going to surprise you cos it consists of Forest Whitaker, Virginia Madsen and Minnie Driver.
LE CRITIQUE says: Brilliant story line but the producers played too much of a role in the directing... you’ll soon see what I mean


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Iron Man

December 24th 2008 09:22
Rocks: Everything
Sucks: Nothing. Even the bad guy Iraqi's were chosen perfectly!
LE CRITIQUE says: I’m so fucking glad Robert Downey Jnr is back on the big screen


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The Deal

December 24th 2008 09:21
Rocks: Andoni Gracia
Sucks: Everyone else
LE CRITIQUE says: Meh


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Rogue Assassin

December 24th 2008 09:19
Rocks: TURKISH!!!!!
Sucks: The absolutely useless inclusion of the Japanese mafia boss's daughter in the storyline.
LE CRITIQUE says: Rogue Assassin is a cool by the pool film


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Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?

December 24th 2008 09:17
Rocks: Tyler Perry
Sucks: Janet Jackson and her freaking boobs.
LE CRITIQUE says: Much of a muchness, really. The characters could've been taken further


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Hero Wanted

December 24th 2008 09:15
Rocks: The premise. The disjointed approach to the story line is fresh with a lekker twist in the plot.
Sucks: The writers. Sucked. Arse.
LE CRITIQUE says: This movie would've been one of the greats of 2008... if only they'd paid big bucks upfront for better writers


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