An Orgasm, Brawling Sperm, & A Fathers Day Tribute
June 18th 2007 02:16
Thanks dad, for that orgasm you had back in the day. I hope Mom (may she rest in peace) enjoyed it too. She was likely more surprised than the mindless me that you opted for an absentee status from that point on. It’s all good, though. At least we share the transient bliss of your ejaculation. For the species, I always say.
It may have been helpful to have a man-mentor to show me how to be a man in the world. But, hey…you did your part. No shooting of the probverbial wad, no me. Right? Again, it’s all good.
And truly, I cannot thank you enough for the primal lesson of being a mindless sperm swimming up-stream, and all that that entails. Not unlike, I might add, a fish swimming contra-current to it’s own ‘for the species’ nature destination.
Just so you know, dad, I fought valiantly after your sent me off in your seminal fluid. I don’t even know how many other brawling sperm there were in my wave. A lot…(good job, dad). I guess there is really no way for you to know this, but I was first to reach the ‘eggy’ finish line.
I hope that I have made you proud. Oh, and Happy Fathers’ Day.
deorre
It may have been helpful to have a man-mentor to show me how to be a man in the world. But, hey…you did your part. No shooting of the probverbial wad, no me. Right? Again, it’s all good.
And truly, I cannot thank you enough for the primal lesson of being a mindless sperm swimming up-stream, and all that that entails. Not unlike, I might add, a fish swimming contra-current to it’s own ‘for the species’ nature destination.
Just so you know, dad, I fought valiantly after your sent me off in your seminal fluid. I don’t even know how many other brawling sperm there were in my wave. A lot…(good job, dad). I guess there is really no way for you to know this, but I was first to reach the ‘eggy’ finish line.
I hope that I have made you proud. Oh, and Happy Fathers’ Day.
deorre
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Comment by David
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
It would be nice to tell him all this.
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
That was brutal, yet strangely compelling.
Comment by Ahmed
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Great post. I always liked the comment from Keanu Reeves character in the movie Parenthood:
Kylie
Comment by Deorre
Stress Alive
Man Lessons
Glad you liked it, Kleonoptra. There are probably many of us out there, sperm donees, if you will.
Brutal and compelling? I like that description, D.
Great link, Ahmed. Quite fitting.
Yes Kylie, it seems the only entrance exam to be a father is to be able to have an erection that produces.
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Wow I`ve never thought of myself as the product of an orgasm
I don`t want to think of that..... EVER!
I may need further councelling now!
ash
Comment by Deorre
Stress Alive
Man Lessons
Comment by Stanley