Megan KennedyAmuse and confuse
July 21st 2008 22:25
1. Bratz: What a fantastic role model for all the young girls around the world. Bratz! Shouldn't the name deter you? I'm not a parent but I think I'd be steering my young chaps very clear of anything bratty. I'd have enough trouble controlling them when they get on that crazy juice red cordial, without them idolizing some doll that is named after unacceptable behavior. Have you seen their get up? When I first saw them on TV I thought they were advertising for that Pussycat Dolls show. And we all know what that was about. Hello 9:30pm time slot.
2. Girls analysing text messages: it doesn't matter how he spelt love whether it be 'love, or luv' good chance that if he is saying it for the first time in a text message and not too your face how he chose to spell the word love isn't your biggest issue. If he doesn't write back to you within 3.4 seconds it doesn't mean he hates your or has run off with that hot blonde... maybe his phone isn't strapped to his forehead.
3. Horoscopes: I wish they came true, the good ones of course not those ones telling me I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life. No Thank you. But seriously has anyone had an instance where what exactly was said came true? Not one of those if you look it that way, and interpret that like that then its basically the same. Shut up!
4. 5. Emo culture: This doesn't confuse me, but my parents reaction when I tried to explain it was. "Emu's!! Wear black skinny jeans, What are you on about Megan?" Try and explain what an Emo is to your parents. The old 'it doesn't make sense, its just a phase' call will pump out every time'. I went through the Emo stage, my mother started to worry when I asked for a skateboard for my 20th Birthday, I've still got it. I'm terrible on it but it's still there.
5. Boys having better legs then girls: You wouldn't hear a girl saying oh wow check out his pins. I'd be slightly worried if they did. It's unfair an unwarranted. We are the ones obsessed about how we look then off the boys go wearing their skinny jeans and they look better. Blah.
6. Going to the movies alone: I'm one of those people who needs someone to laugh with when watching something funny. You know what I mean, the hahaha turn and look to whomever you are with. Make a blasé comment 'ha that's so true,' or 'that's so funny.' You need someone there, backing you up so you don't look like a complete idiot. Don't look at me like I'm the only one.
7. Why I can't stay in on a Saturday night: Megan your not going to miss out on anything, stay home.
8. Summer Heights High: There is no real confusion there at all, but wow it certainly is a funny show, and it finishes tonight. Deserves a mention. "Jona you are banned for the amphitheater" ha is there a reason for living anymore?
9. How singstar is a television show: Enough said. It is ridiculous and I may have watched it. Just once. Australian Idol is pretty much the same. But hey it is 34 steps ahead of dancing with the stars.
10. Joggers and Jeans: I don't care, practicality is no excuse. The same applies to double denim. The 80's are over and just because you are 55 don't think you can get away with it either.
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