All's well that ends well
April 6th 2009 04:38
Kevin Rudd stared out from the $59 budget specs that replaced his expensive try-hard glasses, smashed when he fell from the escalator at Heathrow airport which also severely injured four bankers dressed in smart casual clothes who were unfortunately on the escalator with him.
He announced rather proudly that his secret weapon to stave off the recession in Australia is the Kevin37 LCD television, priced at a stimulating $900.
Gordon Brown and Obama cheered.
Kevin then sat next to Gordon Brown and not Hu Jintaro, worried that the Australian Defence Force might investigate him for sitting next to a Chinese person.
Hu Jintaro smiled at him.
Kevin told him in Mandarin to fuck off and get his own mineral mine.
There was a stony silence from the room when Obama accidentally dropped his bowling ball on Angela Merkel's calculator and broke the zero button.
Obama looked down at his watch and sighed.
Oh how he wished it was a break so he could piss off and light one up in the dunny.
Angela got up huffily and sat next to Nicholas Szarchosky who was spitting chips at all these stimulus packages.
He slammed his fist down hard on the table and shouted with a full mouth of freedom fries:
"YOU ARE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US".
Then the Chinese lit a bonfire made from American dollars so everyone joined hands and sung Kumbayah.
Afterwards, the ever popular Gordon Brown fronted the very timid English press in too tight, too red undies over shiny blue tights with his cape flapping and declared he had just saved the world and that this had been the best G20 summit, like, ever...
He announced rather proudly that his secret weapon to stave off the recession in Australia is the Kevin37 LCD television, priced at a stimulating $900.
Gordon Brown and Obama cheered.
Kevin then sat next to Gordon Brown and not Hu Jintaro, worried that the Australian Defence Force might investigate him for sitting next to a Chinese person.
Hu Jintaro smiled at him.
Kevin told him in Mandarin to fuck off and get his own mineral mine.
There was a stony silence from the room when Obama accidentally dropped his bowling ball on Angela Merkel's calculator and broke the zero button.
Obama looked down at his watch and sighed.
Oh how he wished it was a break so he could piss off and light one up in the dunny.
Angela got up huffily and sat next to Nicholas Szarchosky who was spitting chips at all these stimulus packages.
He slammed his fist down hard on the table and shouted with a full mouth of freedom fries:
"YOU ARE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US".
Then the Chinese lit a bonfire made from American dollars so everyone joined hands and sung Kumbayah.
Afterwards, the ever popular Gordon Brown fronted the very timid English press in too tight, too red undies over shiny blue tights with his cape flapping and declared he had just saved the world and that this had been the best G20 summit, like, ever...
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