Aimlessness
January 24th 2012 02:48
MAMA: Jaaaaaaake!
JAKE: What?
MAMA: You need to clean the underside of the toilet seat. It's covered with pee.
JAKE: I didn't do it.
MAMA: Sweetie you're the only boy in the house. It would be physically impossible for anyone else to have done it.
JAKE: <shamefully> Sometimes I have to go really bad and when I'm in a hurry I miss.
MAMA: Well first of all you shouldn't wait so long it's an emergency, but it's ok if you do it by mistake. Mistakes happen. It's just that you need to wipe it off after. Don't just walk away and leave it there.
MAMA: But what if I break my arm?
MAMA: What?
JAKE: What if I break my arm? The toilet could break my arm.
MAMA: You are not going to break your arm cleaning the toilet. Get to work.
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One haunting dream I had to often, was getting up out of the bed, walking through the kitchen, into the bathroom, and letting it go-- all of it.
When I woke in the morning