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Ahmed

Melbourne, Victoria, AUSTRALIA


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Speak of the Week #9 'I'm a Dog' by Morgan Bell

February 13th 2009 10:13
An animal psychologist once said that dogs will often forget why they are somewhere or why are they are doing something. Today I felt like a dog.

Here I was in the middle of coles on a friday thinking to myself 'Why am I shopping at the hellhole known as Coles? Why am I doing it on friday? Why didn't I go shopping yesterday? And why the hell are there so many people in today?'

It was a mystery, I hate Coles with a passion, I want to destroy it, murder it even. As I walked past the crowd I overheard someone say 'it's usually not so full on Fridays' and I suddenly realized, Fridays is the day I take out the trash (and had forgotten) but more importantly I had received an email from a certain Morgan Bell suggesting something or another about Coles donating all their profits to the bushfire victims this Friday.

It totally makes sense now, of course I still hate Coles and wouldn't put it past them to lie about their supposed
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Jerry Plays With His Ball

February 8th 2009 10:12
Just make me a machine which washes, feeds and keeps him off mah lawn and you've got a deal.

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8 Hamas Dead Says IDF, 8 Civilians More Like

January 4th 2009 13:08
Bragging about military victories for the sake of propaganda is a very dangerous game because, well it backfires a lot.

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What the Hell is Going On!?

December 15th 2008 02:23


What is this black magic the government is playing?
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Feminism is a Failed Experiment

December 13th 2008 18:01
Women are irrational, I'm not saying that because I have something against them, it's just how it is. They tend to have all sorts of emotions for reasons even they don't know. So when you have a movement like feminism you know it could very well have started by some woman who got angry after she burned her hand on the stove.

See women are equal to men but different, feminists however go against the natural order of things by saying they say they are equal and the same, and some think they are greater and the same


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'Australia' Fails to Bring in Tourism

December 11th 2008 15:45
Apparently the utter failure known as 'Australia' did not help the Australian tourism industry.

Tourism Australia, a government agency that represents the tourism business in Australia, has poured A$40 million (Us$26.5 million) of taxpayers' money into the marketing campaign for Baz Luhrmann's Australia but is expected to get "less bang for our dollar" than the tourist agency had originally anticipated, the Sidney Morning Herald reported Tuesday. The film, which had a mediocre debut at the U.S. box office and received mixed reviews from critics, had been expected to help boost tourism to Australia. But Federal Tourism Minister Martin Ferguson deflected questions from the Smh over whether it would succeed in doing so, saying only, "Time will tell, but it is too early to say yet."

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Women are Slutty and Men are Ammoral

December 7th 2008 16:30
Is the message you're going to get from the two new James Bond movies. You might argue this is true or near true for other renditions of James Bond but the newer ones are an exception in that they take themselves too seriously. You can kill and rape women but if it's tongue in cheak then it's black comedy, when you make a character who is supposedly a cold hearted killer and deny him the gadgetry he was afforded in previous movies he was featured in then you're doing it wrong.

Perhaps I'm just annoyed Casino Royale was pretty much a propaganda flick about how 'even the Prime Minister isn't stupid enough to ask us what we do' and the media is full of 'self righteous' jerks who dare question the actions of a secretative organization which recruits cold blooded killers. I wouldn't have a problem if the aforementioned cold blooded killers had fancy gadgetry and for those interested, a fidgety defribliator does not qualify as fancy gadgetry


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Dreamcast PC Case Mod

November 27th 2008 16:16
At least they didn't screw it up by having the annoying GD-Rom drive, this baby here supports Blu-Ray.


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Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchuck

November 24th 2008 05:28
Is it real or fake?


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Banned from donating for wearing a hat

November 22nd 2008 17:35
I guess being a bigot is all well and good but for that extra touch why not turn down donations for the poor?

"She said, 'Sir, you have to take your turban off. This is the United States,'" Khera recounted. "That made me a little upset. I am a United States citizen."

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on China Winning the First Cyber War... Against India

May 4th 2009 18:41


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Hi Anonymous,

India isn't innocent of wrong doing either and Indian nationalism is responsible for its fair share of problems

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on Selling Mahatma Gandhi’s meager possessions

March 9th 2009 06:15


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I tried living like that once, it doesn't work well when you're a software engineer.

So I went for the bare minimums, computer, printer, internet and some clothes, haha.

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on Americans and Arranged Marriages

March 9th 2009 06:14


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Arranged marriages suck and all but what really truly sucks is a culture which forces the brides father to pay dowry to the husband.

How retarded is that? Such a culture is for pussies imo.

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on Exploring Racism: Asians As The 'Model Minority'

March 5th 2009 07:48


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>I hope you're not a Paki Ahmed..

Would it matter if I was? Even though I'm not.


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on Exploring Racism: Asians As The 'Model Minority'

March 5th 2009 04:18


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Frustration? I'll tell you what's frustrating: having Indians come up to you and ask if you're from India and ALWAYS leaving when you reply 'no' without saying a word.

Indian person: 'Are you Indian?'
Me: No
*Indian Person Walks Off*

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on Sri Lankan Civil War: Last Rebel Base falls

March 3rd 2009 13:24


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Hopefully it's one of those done deal kind of things which doesn't start up again after the mission accomplished banner.

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on Exploring Racism: Asians As The 'Model Minority'

March 3rd 2009 13:23


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All I see is an asian adsense ad with a woman who is decidedly not asian.

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on 2009 Can Just Go F#%! Itself

March 3rd 2009 13:19


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Also I did tell you macbooks were cursed but you never listened, apparently.

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on 2009 Can Just Go F#%! Itself

March 3rd 2009 13:18


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The Australian film industry sucks, most movies that are funded (read: all of them) don't make their money back in the end anyway.

Save yourself the effort.

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on Who shot the Editor of Sunday Leader Newspaper?

February 6th 2009 13:19


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I heard the defense minister (I think) on the radio who basically went on and on about how anyone could have killed him and it probably had nothing to do with him being opposed to the current government.

Later in that interview he thought that freedom of the press should be considered criminal in times of war (or treasonous even).