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Random Musings on Life, Love and Everything - by Someone

A special message to everyone, everywhere.

October 20th 2008 11:05
Well, a message to everyone is a bit vague, so I'll split it up.

To the conservatives: Go F*ck Yourselves.

Honestly, time's are a changin', keep up. Women are (I hate to say it) equal to men, and have the same rights that men do. If a woman wants to dress like a skank, well that's her prerogative, you can shut up and mutter to yourself. If she is a dumbass and gets herself knocked up and wants to zap the parasite, well, that's her choice too.

To the liberals: Go f*ck yourselves.

Sure, I agree that you have the right to do what you want. However, you a**holes have taken it too far. You kept your minds so open that your brains leaked out. Somewhere along the lines you dipsh*ts got so caught up in the issue of 'can I do this', you forgot to wonder 'SHOULD i do this?'


Morality is not the antichrist of liberalism. Sure you have the right to do something, but have some respect. Seriously.



Oh, and a special shoutout. To S.L. Bradish, or whatever your name is: Go f*ck yourself with a pogostick. Sideways.

I don't know you. I have never met you. But if I did, I would ask you: How does someone from the land of life, love and liberty have such a constrained view? I could be wrong, but wasn't America founded on the idea that you could say or do basically whatever you want?

Oh yeah, and also, I have a huge hard-on for ultra-conservative women who DON'T dress like sluts... and I am going to rape you. By your logic, isn't it your own fault for dressing and acting in a way that arouses me? So you'll understand, right? Yeah, baby, you're gonna love it.
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Comment by alt_ed

October 20th 2008 11:56
Fucking great post Someone! If you'd like to know anything more about our dear Stephanie Lee Bradish, well im in the know

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 20th 2008 11:56
im really getting into these special messages!

i think the are the most exciting thing to happen to Orble in a long time!

dont rape S.L., even metaphorically, i know shes got a heart in there somewhere behind all the Fox news soundbites

Comment by alt_ed

October 20th 2008 12:01

Comment by RubySoho

October 20th 2008 12:12
Hmmm. I'm wondering why you bothered to asterix out the word 'fuck'? It was the least offensive thing in the entire post.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to put on my mini skirt like the skanky slut that i am go fuck some random guy in an alley, insist that he doesn't wear a condom and get myself "knocked up" just so I can have the pleasure of getting an abortion. It's been at least three months since my last one, i'm craving like a junkie.

But I'm going to make sure I wait until the third trimester this time. My girlfriends tell me there ain't no abortion like a late term partial birth abortion and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss the fun.


p.s people who make jokes about raping old ladies have no business telling other people to "have some respect".





Comment by Someone

October 20th 2008 12:18
Oh and Ruby, honestly, you can dish out the harsh words but not take a bit of a joke in return? I'm a liberal, I believe in personal freedoms, but I believe some liberals out there have taken it too far. Likewise, I haven't got a problem with conservatives, I respect their right to believe what they believe, but the ultra-conservatives that picket abortion clinics drive me up the fucking wall.

It's all about compromise and finding the middle ground.

edit: damn dude, yesterday we were having an enlightened discussion about the ethics and legality of abortion, today this... how quickly we forget.

Speaking of abortions, all this talk of abortions is getting me so wet.

Comment by RubySoho

October 20th 2008 12:42
Oh no excuse me, telling people to keep their business out of my body is not the same thing as calling women skanks and sluts and making jokes about rape. Not even close. My words convey a fundamental frustration with the interference of other people on my right to privacy and bodily autonomy. Your words convey a fundamental lack of respect for women.

What compromise should I make? Should I only have half an abortion? That was the entire point of my post. That my body is not up for compromise. End of story.


And then there is the link you just gave. You want to talk about respect? You think SL deserves to have that bit of info on here for everyone to see? That is the reality of rape and it's not something to joke about. That was her daughter. And I feel sick reading it. Why did you have to go and do that for? What you just felt like you had to go and refresh her pain? Why would you do that?

Comment by Someone

October 20th 2008 13:06
I was just asking for clarification, honey. But, you're right, some stuff doesn't belong in the public domain, so that link is gone.

I never called liberals skanks, if you'll notice. I said if a woman CHOOSE TO DRESS LIKE A SKANK, THAT'S HER CHOICE. What, you're telling me that wearing a mini skirt that would better serve as a belt isn't dressing skankily?

Honestly, the only reason I am using these words is because girls choose to dress like hookers. I'm not saying it's right, i'm not saying it's wrong, im just saying it how it is. Hookers had those clothes first, and when girls dress wear those clothes, they are dressing like hookers. No value judgement, statement of fact.

Actually, why am I making excuses for what I wrote? If you don't like what you read here, fuck off.

Comment by RubySoho

October 20th 2008 13:14
Oh Jesus, that's what women are up against. And this guy calls himself a liberal. I hope you don't call yourself a progressive. That would really be too much.

At least you took the link down. That's something. Bye.

Comment by Someone

October 20th 2008 13:18
Just can't please everyone, I guess.

My choice of words there wasn't an indication of my actual beliefs towards women. I love women. I would love a woman every day if I could.

I'm trying to make a point. Ruby wants acceptance, and I know she won't read this, but my point was, you can think a girl looks like a skank and still keep your mouth shut. Likewise, you can think abortion is a heinous sin, but still not interfere.

Look, I'm preaching tolerance here people, not acceptance. I am saying that everyone has a right to live life the way they want to, but also everyone has the right to believe whatever they want. All I'm asking is that you tolerate other peoples' choices, not accept them.

Comment by Kleonaptra

October 21st 2008 03:26
Oh Someone. You are my hero man. These ridiculous special message posts were useful for this post and this post only. Brilliant work man. I think here you have proved that people have no idea what they are actually fighting for - everyone just really likes getting pissed off at each other. We are all so territorial.

And when you start with the tolerance speech, we go back to South Park....

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

October 21st 2008 04:54
Kleo,

I can't believe you can be so dismissive of my I love Norm post.

Comment by Kleonaptra

October 21st 2008 10:11
Oh David,
You know what? When I wrote my comment, I thought of that. Your post did truly touch me. But, in being so effective at stirring emotion, I decided to remember it in disconnection from my comment here...And never intended to forget your moving words. Certainly didnt mean to dismiss them.

I apologise for being so flippant. Its a fault.

Comment by Someone

October 21st 2008 10:35
Just remember.... we don't take kindly to not taking kindly 'round these parts!

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