A Message From God
November 15th 2011 16:01
Former pizza delivery man and current presidential candidate Herman Cain said God spoke to him and convinced him to campaign for the Republican/Conservative nomination for President. He compared himself to Moses: "That's when I prayed and prayed and prayed. I'm a man of faith — I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I've ever done before in my life," Cain said. "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'" (Associated Press, 11/12/11).
Was it the Lord who told Herman to place his hand on Sharon Bialek's leg and run it up her thigh to fondle her private parts? Instead of saying he doesn’t recall ever having met the woman, a claim now refuted by Ms. Bialek’s former boyfriend, Victor Jay Zuckerman, and her lawyer, Gloria Allred (doesn’t she do anything else besides wait for some celebrity to be accused of sexual misconduct and then find a way of representing the alleged victim?), maybe Herman should have said he was just checking to make sure her panty hose was on straight. That would have sounded more plausible than, “I don’t remember ever having met the woman.” That’s the defense Roger Clemens used when his good friend and former Yankee teammate Andy Pettitte accused him of injecting himself with performance enhancing drugs: “He misremembered.”
Did Herman climb Mt. Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments from God? Does he have them in his possession, and will he smash them in a dramatic act on TV if he doesn’t win the Republican/Conservative nomination? If that happens, will Herman order his people to go through the Republican/Conservative convention and kill everyone as Moses did when he came down from Mt. Sinai, and seeing everyone consumed with sin, order his tribe to kill everyone they could find (about 3,000)? Herman did say he “was like Moses.”
I wonder, if like Moses, Herman heard the voice from a burning bush? Did God reveal His name to Herman as He revealed it to Moses? Is Herman destined to lead the pizza delivery people and all the pizza delivery wannabes to the Promised Land? If so, he should remember that Moses was required, by God, to wander in the desert (in Cain’s case, could that be Atlanta) for 40 years and never step foot in the Promised Land. So, Herman should remember, if he hears the voice of God telling him to be “like Moses,” God is telling him he’ll never be President.
Praise be to God!
Was it the Lord who told Herman to place his hand on Sharon Bialek's leg and run it up her thigh to fondle her private parts? Instead of saying he doesn’t recall ever having met the woman, a claim now refuted by Ms. Bialek’s former boyfriend, Victor Jay Zuckerman, and her lawyer, Gloria Allred (doesn’t she do anything else besides wait for some celebrity to be accused of sexual misconduct and then find a way of representing the alleged victim?), maybe Herman should have said he was just checking to make sure her panty hose was on straight. That would have sounded more plausible than, “I don’t remember ever having met the woman.” That’s the defense Roger Clemens used when his good friend and former Yankee teammate Andy Pettitte accused him of injecting himself with performance enhancing drugs: “He misremembered.”
Did Herman climb Mt. Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments from God? Does he have them in his possession, and will he smash them in a dramatic act on TV if he doesn’t win the Republican/Conservative nomination? If that happens, will Herman order his people to go through the Republican/Conservative convention and kill everyone as Moses did when he came down from Mt. Sinai, and seeing everyone consumed with sin, order his tribe to kill everyone they could find (about 3,000)? Herman did say he “was like Moses.”
I wonder, if like Moses, Herman heard the voice from a burning bush? Did God reveal His name to Herman as He revealed it to Moses? Is Herman destined to lead the pizza delivery people and all the pizza delivery wannabes to the Promised Land? If so, he should remember that Moses was required, by God, to wander in the desert (in Cain’s case, could that be Atlanta) for 40 years and never step foot in the Promised Land. So, Herman should remember, if he hears the voice of God telling him to be “like Moses,” God is telling him he’ll never be President.
Praise be to God!
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