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Your Telephone Pole

May 19th 2010 01:51
Stripped of my dignity, Forced to stand here and hold these wires for the remainder of my life, People nailing posters on me made with the paper of my own branches!
Being a Telephone Pole is the most humbling and revealing job ever.

Sincerely,

Your Telephone Pole

P.S. I feel all exposed...
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Your Fire Hydrant

May 16th 2010 17:52
I don't know how much longer I can hold it...

Sincerely,

Your Fire Hydrant
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Your Traffic Light

May 13th 2010 16:54
Hello, I am a Traffic Light.
My purpose in life is to tell people to stop and go. I do my job very well, unfortunately, no one is ever happy with me. I can never be long enough or short enough.
Also No one ever obeys my bright yellow light. In case you didn't know, it means SLOW DOWN. And yet, every time someone see's it, they speed up!
There are also the occasional times when someone will run through my red light.
One last thing; don't ever yell at me, I can hear you, and I just might make you sit there for a very long time.

Sincerely,
Your Traffic Light
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