A Bikini... NO! My poor eyes!
June 13th 2008 02:23
I live in FL - otherwise known as the last stop to heaven. I see many things on the beaches here... but there is one thing that I will never understand... big girls sporting bikinis. Cover yourself up - no one wants to see that, and quite frankly if they do then that's just a WHOLE nother subject for a different day!
If I want to watch beached whales I will turn on Free Willy. Now, I am not saying that "larger than life" women have no business on the beach. Come on out - but please, no itty bitty string bikini - you scare the children! I have had three children, and I have a muffin top – so I am in no way saying anything degrading about fat girls – I cover myself up and I would love for everyone else to have a little bit of self control and help save the eyesight of children everywhere! And save the lunch of the men who are trollin for hotties!
Now, I also don't want to see great grandma in a bikini either, or grandpa sporting a speedo. You know how they say "No miniskirts after age 35" - well, if you aren't suppose to wear mini skirts in your golden years why on earth would you think that it is appropriate to wear a thong?" NOT APPROPRIATE!!!! S-C-A-R-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your husband is a plastic surgeon, and if you have the face AND body of a 20 year old, then fine... I am not talking to you. I just hope you don't look as bad as Joan Rivers! Again, another topic for another day!
Just please people, when you see the sign that says "Keep the beaches clean" they aren't just talking about the trash!
WHY???
If I want to watch beached whales I will turn on Free Willy. Now, I am not saying that "larger than life" women have no business on the beach. Come on out - but please, no itty bitty string bikini - you scare the children! I have had three children, and I have a muffin top – so I am in no way saying anything degrading about fat girls – I cover myself up and I would love for everyone else to have a little bit of self control and help save the eyesight of children everywhere! And save the lunch of the men who are trollin for hotties!
Free Willy
Now, I also don't want to see great grandma in a bikini either, or grandpa sporting a speedo. You know how they say "No miniskirts after age 35" - well, if you aren't suppose to wear mini skirts in your golden years why on earth would you think that it is appropriate to wear a thong?" NOT APPROPRIATE!!!! S-C-A-R-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thong WRONG!
If your husband is a plastic surgeon, and if you have the face AND body of a 20 year old, then fine... I am not talking to you. I just hope you don't look as bad as Joan Rivers! Again, another topic for another day!
Joan Rivers
Just please people, when you see the sign that says "Keep the beaches clean" they aren't just talking about the trash!
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