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Barbarella

June 13th 2010 21:45
I've always seen the opening sequence of this film and been convinced it's simply an excuse to explore the inner space of Jane Fonda's legs. So wehn my husband recommended we watch it I thought it must be payback for when I ogled over those bare-chested vampire boys in Eclipse.

To my surprise I was won over by Barbarella's metaphorical journey through sex, politics and women's loss of place in the world. This all makes sense when you remember the era in which it was made. In the wake of the sexual revolution we gained autonomy, political responsibility and sexual freedom at the price of being placed at the front line of society and making men feel they are no longer valued.

Of course if I were a guy I might simply sit back and tally up how many times Jane Fonda's nipples fail to be disguised by the opening credits. And that is completely ok by me because Jane Fonda gives this eye-candy role surprising depth and subtlety. She portrays Barbarella as a naive beauty who is bravely optimistic about being able to accomplish her earth-saving mission. She is devoid of ego without being devoid of brains and so even though it hurts to look at her sleek body and compare it to your own, you can't help but love this character. You even feel some sort of affinity with her as she stumbles through the galaxy with a ray gun and some very impractical outfits.

Our beautiful and innocent heroine charged with the task of saving Earth from a man called Duran-Duran. She journeys from alien planet to the next encountering the various male metatypes (ooh, I haven't used that word since university). The first introduces her to physical love which earth has long traded in for the much less "distracting" act of simply sharing rapport.

Her diplomatic mission isn't all a bed of roses though, she is constantly finding herself under attack from little girl aliens, an evil queen and finally, the elusive enemy with his dreaded pleasure machine. He attempts to destroy Barbarella using a pleasure-inducing massage device but being so sexually developed at this point, Barbarella burns out the circuits and consequently saves the world.

Ridiculous set decorating aside, Barbarella reassures us that we can celebrate women's sexual power alongside hard-won political, social and economic independences. In other words, we can wear a bra and save the world simultaneously (though if not wearing a bra helps, that's ok too).

Watch this one on DVD with a sense of humour and lots of of dry, salty snacks to help keep the drool of your partner's mouth under control.
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I like cheese, Particularly brie. I just don't like cheese in my movies. Letters to Juliet is oozing with the stuff. Sticky, dripping, Italian pizza cheese. Thankfully Amanda Seyfried does a good job in the lead role, playing the American visitor to Verona who stumbles across a mystery of love gone unrequited.

Sophie decides to reunite the lost lovers but comes up against the protective grandson, Charlie. She gives some of the more cliche lines more pizzazz than they deserve and shines brillaintly besides Christopher Egan's excruciating attempt at playing a pompous Brit. This movie does have you hoping for a fast forward button on your armrest and yet you can't help soaking up the Italian sunshine as they make generous use of romantic countryside.

What I could not understand is why Vanessa Redgrave's character was made to appear so much older than 65. They managed to make her look closer to 90 and in need of a walking frame. I would have like to have seen a more sprightly Clare, the sort that gets a twinkle in her eye from finding her long-lost love rather than a spot of sciatica.

See this movie on free-to-air in between cooking up an Italian feast, your eyes will water over the script and your mouth will water over the rest.

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Beneath Hill 60

April 25th 2010 14:43
I didn't attend an ANZAC parade today. Instead I saw a movie. Beneath Hill 60 is the incredible story of how civilian miners tunnelled beneath the German front in an attempt to blow the enemy sky high. They're in a race to lay explosives before the operation is discovered. There's a horrid mix of futility, exhaustion and anxiety evenly balanced with hope, brotherhood and humour that makes this a fitting tribute to our ANZAC heroes.

Being a Queenslander, the characters all felt very close to home. And great characters they are. Our hero is a reticent and somewhat reluctant volunteer for the cause who struggles to gain the respect of the soldiers under his command. Brendan Cowley is the sort of actor you'd expect in a supporting role and this is exactly what the part thrives upon.

You can almost feel the mud in your own fingers as the camera lets you join the cramped conditions the soldiers work in. Thanks to tight and tidy direction I was physically jolting at every new and unexpected horror.

See this film quickly so you can be the one to say, "I told you it was great."
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Van Diemens Land

April 14th 2010 23:53
Tasmania's West Coast is still largely unexplored and if everyone watches the film, "Van Diemens Land" its likely to stay that way. This southernmost part of Australia is the wildest, most isolated and inhospitable penal colony that we could offer repeat convict offenders. And it is this colony that provided the opportunity for the most sinister of criminal acts.

Cannibalism


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Hurt Locker

April 6th 2010 11:10
Hurt Locker puts flesh on the bones of the ten second news bites we receive about the "war on terror". The hero of this story is a reckless, highly talented U.S.soldier who is anything but a team player in the perilous activity of defusing bombs. As an audience member you you share every agonising second with him as he struggles with both the lethal devices and his personal life placed on hold as a result.

What this film really brings home is how it feels to not know who your enemy is. All the soldiers can do is constantly respond alerts, constantly find new ways to survive. Every painstaking effort to defuse an explosive is accompanied with the ever-growing awareness that as they work, more bombs are being created. The frustration accrues so insiduously that I found myself grumbling, "Just shoot anyone who looks dodgy - just shoot them


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Men Who Stare At Goats

March 28th 2010 13:39
Going into this movie knowing that its based on actual endeavours by the U.S. Army to develop psychic supersoldiers is essential. I've got the book on order at the library and can't wait to read the entire account in all its madcap hilarity. This has got to be the funniest movie I've seen in a very long time. Being aware that Ewan McGregor played Obi Wan Kanobi not so long ago gives the script some left-field laughs as our psychic spy (played by George Clooney) reveals his Jedi powers. These dubious talents are put to the test when the pair are kidnapped, caught in crossfire, blown up and rescued by military baddie, Hooper (played by Kevin Spacey).

Have the book sitting on your bookshelf before you see the flick because you'll be mad keen to know the full story


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The Blind Side

March 25th 2010 12:33
The emotional response I had to this movie was tsunamic. Its the sort of movie where you hug all your friends afterward and start scanning the streets for young homeless people to take in and nurture. This true story of one family's extraordinary journey with a boy who refused to give in to the overwhelming misery of his past is overwhelming. All the little things you were planning to quibble over vaporise. After I saw this movie I got into my car only to realise I'd left me lights on and the battery was dead. I cheerfully greeted the RACQ mechanic, struck up a vibrant conversation with him about car maintenance. After the jump start I got onto the motorway only to have roadworks divert me onto side roads. I was stuck behind a painfully slow station wagon and an SUV began to tail me as we slowly wound our way through suburban streets searching for the next sign. My mobile phone has died and I realise the referdex is not in the car. I recall that the mechanic had commented a 7 or 8 drive is required to completely recharge the battery so if I lose my way I will at least save my husband the trouble of pulling out the battery charger. We paused in front of a temporary red light for what seemed like an eternity for what appeared to be no good reason at all seeing as we were the only cars out on the road in the entire suburb. After this, the signs petered out to nothing at all and we split up, occasionally criss-crossing each others paths in a painful process of eliminating the wrong ways to go. Finally I spy a handmade cardboard sign pointing me in the correct direction which eventually leads me back onto the motorway and I arrive home completely happy. Why? Because I am surrounded by loving family and friends, enjoy a great job and if I really want something I can probably buy it. There are children out there whose lives could happily be traded for prison. There would be less abuse, more care and greater safety. So its no wonder that most kids in these situations end up there and an absolute miracle that kids like Michael hold onto courage long enough to find hope. Its also a miracle that the adoptive family took Jesus seriously when he said we should feed the hungry, shelter the homeless and clothe the naked. Everyone needs a mother and Sandra Bullock plays the part of a straight-talking Memphis mama to a tee. Take people you love to this movie and also take someone who needs love to this movie.
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Alice Versus The Jabberwocky

March 17th 2010 13:59
Alice in Wonderland is a bit like watching a sequel to an original you saw twenty years ago. Actually, that's exactly what it is. And like all sequels it has a plotline that is about as interesting as a tent peg.

I think the hearing-impaired will enjoy this film a little more than the rest of us because everytime that blessed mouse screeches, "It's not the real Alice!" they won't feel their eardrums shrink a little further back inside their heads. Nor will they endure the inexplicable switching between a selection of accents from the Mad Hatter character. Its almost as if Johnny Depp is trying on different voices for size and the director has said he likes all of them


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Bran Nue Dae

March 13th 2010 02:06
Last week I happened to pick up a Catholic newsletter with a scathing film review for the new Australian flick, Bran Nue Dae. I don't blame them for being over-sensitive about the portrayal of their kind in the media but come on guys, you should be rejoicing! This adaptation of the stage musical doesn't contain a single reference to perverted priests.

And, to make it even more refreshing, it portrays Aboriginality as a positive, even an enviable identity to possess


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Welcome to 100% Canned Applause Free

March 13th 2010 01:32
I'm no high-brow film critic so don't worry about pulling out the thesaurus. I'll tell you what you what you really want to know - is it worth a Gold Class movie ticket and a plate of nachos? Or should you download a pirated copy in the hope of sending the film maker bankrupt and incapable of creating a sequel?

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