10 Reasons Why You Won't be Considered a Cheat!
July 22nd 2010 09:17
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1. intimacy is an instant pick-me-up; a self-esteem booster. If you're not getting the most out of it, why die slowly. You are born with options, why settle for a low-esteem qualification of deprivation. Get laid!
2.Why wait for your partner to admit if they cheat or not? If you doubt and suspect anything, then your first suspicion is always probably right. You don't need a babalawo or a private investigator to tell you this. Cheat back and your partner would certainly stop cheating.
3. Whenever the lines of your communication closes, there's always a possibility of spilling your guts to a stranger in the night. While men feel the urge to sow their wild oats, women have an inner intimacy kitten waiting to be unleashed. If these beasts can't be unleashed due to your new job, new friends, mid-life crises, get your mind cleared by doing it with someone else!
4. Have you really checked? Do you really have much in common? If you don't have much in common as you thought, then go out there and meet someone who likes football or golf as you. It is also acceptable if you check with him/her under the sheet to see if you're really compatible.
5. Are you just thinking you're no longer attractive to your partner, or perhaps he/she doesn't fancy you that much again? Boost your ego by allowing that person you'd always fancied to do it with you. You'd see how your ego would swell even larger.
6. Is your partner overly critical or argumentative? I know you wouldn't want someone who's always on you about something silly. Although you love them dearly and wouldn't want to lose them, cheating is your best option of getting away with these kind of people.
7. Men don't get offered intimacy, women does all the time. What happened to the law of offer and acceptance? Guys, if you're offered intimacy, pls accept it. Ladies, too much of everything is bad you know. At least accept one of those offers you receive everyday, what! every hour. You wouldn't want to be called an ungrateful naughty person, would you?
8.Are you so comfortable in your relationship that you don't even know how to get out? Are you staying because of financial, children or compassionate reasons? If you think you're missing out on love, seek it elsewhere! This is as close to win-win you can get.
9.This world is fun, exciting and hallelujah, awesome! If you're tired of having steak for dinner everyday, why not try hamburger?
The last is as simple as the rest;
10. If you've in the past forgiven your partner for cheating on you, probability is that they're likely to cheat again. No reason is good enough to lie and be dishonest to your partner. If these happens, cheat on them too!
2.Why wait for your partner to admit if they cheat or not? If you doubt and suspect anything, then your first suspicion is always probably right. You don't need a babalawo or a private investigator to tell you this. Cheat back and your partner would certainly stop cheating.
3. Whenever the lines of your communication closes, there's always a possibility of spilling your guts to a stranger in the night. While men feel the urge to sow their wild oats, women have an inner intimacy kitten waiting to be unleashed. If these beasts can't be unleashed due to your new job, new friends, mid-life crises, get your mind cleared by doing it with someone else!
4. Have you really checked? Do you really have much in common? If you don't have much in common as you thought, then go out there and meet someone who likes football or golf as you. It is also acceptable if you check with him/her under the sheet to see if you're really compatible.
5. Are you just thinking you're no longer attractive to your partner, or perhaps he/she doesn't fancy you that much again? Boost your ego by allowing that person you'd always fancied to do it with you. You'd see how your ego would swell even larger.
6. Is your partner overly critical or argumentative? I know you wouldn't want someone who's always on you about something silly. Although you love them dearly and wouldn't want to lose them, cheating is your best option of getting away with these kind of people.
7. Men don't get offered intimacy, women does all the time. What happened to the law of offer and acceptance? Guys, if you're offered intimacy, pls accept it. Ladies, too much of everything is bad you know. At least accept one of those offers you receive everyday, what! every hour. You wouldn't want to be called an ungrateful naughty person, would you?
8.Are you so comfortable in your relationship that you don't even know how to get out? Are you staying because of financial, children or compassionate reasons? If you think you're missing out on love, seek it elsewhere! This is as close to win-win you can get.
9.This world is fun, exciting and hallelujah, awesome! If you're tired of having steak for dinner everyday, why not try hamburger?
The last is as simple as the rest;
10. If you've in the past forgiven your partner for cheating on you, probability is that they're likely to cheat again. No reason is good enough to lie and be dishonest to your partner. If these happens, cheat on them too!
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